Select to expand quotePugwash said..Even a child can see....holy guacamole said..Mark _australia said...Anyone who thinks dunny paper is important is a fkn retard.
Mark I wish to apologise unreservedly. Select, recent posts have convinced me your assessment is in fact, spot on.
.....who cares if Mark is a child or not?....he's not a "fkn retard".... 
Select to expand quoteholy guacamole said..Pugwash said..Even a child can see....holy guacamole said..Mark _australia said...Anyone who thinks dunny paper is important is a fkn retard.
Mark I wish to apologise unreservedly. Select, recent posts have convinced me your assessment is in fact, spot on.
.....who cares if Mark is a child or not?....he's not a "fkn retard"....
You appear very familiar with Mark... what a puzzle this all is...
Select to expand quotePugwash said..holy guacamole said..Pugwash said..Even a child can see....holy guacamole said..Mark _australia said...Anyone who thinks dunny paper is important is a fkn retard.
Mark I wish to apologise unreservedly. Select, recent posts have convinced me your assessment is in fact, spot on.
.....who cares if Mark is a child or not?....he's not a "fkn retard"....
You appear very familiar with Mark... what a puzzle this all is...
I think some people have the ability to quickly get to know people and are so perceptive that they see all that needs to be seen in a matter of months.
It's a good thing too! After having lost Adriano so recently and then to have someone of equal caliber turn up and then post at a similar rate, we are so fortunate!
Count your blessings seabreeze folk!
Wouldn't it make more sense to buy a few cans of paint if you think you might be stuck at home for a fortnight?
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..Pugwash said..holy guacamole said..Pugwash said..Even a child can see....holy guacamole said..Mark _australia said...Anyone who thinks dunny paper is important is a fkn retard.
Mark I wish to apologise unreservedly. Select, recent posts have convinced me your assessment is in fact, spot on.
.....who cares if Mark is a child or not?....he's not a "fkn retard"....
You appear very familiar with Mark... what a puzzle this all is...
I think some people have the ability to quickly get to know people and are so perceptive that they see all that needs to be seen in a matter of months.
It's a good thing too! After having lost Adriano so recently and then to have someone of equal caliber turn up and then post at a similar rate, we are so fortunate!
Count your blessings seabreeze folk!
Sorry, who, Adriano?? Can't remember a user with that name...
Oh... I searched... you mean this bloke:
www.seabreeze.com.au/Members/Profile/Details.aspx?member=Adriano
Yeah, I have no idea what happened to him... and, he is nothing like guacamole... nothing at all... well, maybe the holy bit... but that's it...
Oh... that's right, Adriano did have a thing about dumb dumbs... and guacamole seems to have a thing about stupid... but that's it, no other similarities at all...
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
Select to expand quoteHarrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
Maybe FormulaNova and pugwash brought them all the last time they hooked up in Perth and shagged. Must have made a gaaaaawd awful mess because the online bromance is sickening.
Select to expand quoteHarrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
Well it started about 5 days ago so it should be finished in 2 days. You'll be right.
Select to expand quoteHarrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
So the panic buyers were right!?
Select to expand quoteholy guacamole said..Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
Maybe FormulaNova and pugwash brought them all the last time they hooked up in Perth and shagged. Must have made a gaaaaawd awful mess because the online bromance is sickening.
Yeah, we met at the sarcastics anonymous conference... then ol' big head came along and told us that we are childrens
Select to expand quotePugwash said..Yeah, we met at the sarcastics anonymous conference... then ol' big head came along and told us that we are childrensholy guacamole said..Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
Maybe FormulaNova and pugwash brought them all the last time they hooked up in Perth and shagged. Must have made a gaaaaawd awful mess because the online bromance is sickening.
Bro, I'm so relieved it wasn't you and lovey doves formula who bought all the emergency dunny rolls....
Select to expand quoteNotWal said..So the panic buyers were right!?Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
It's a self defeating prophecy maybe? The First waves of panic buyers are loaded with dunny rolls now so they won't be needing to venture out into the big scary world for a while.
Meanwhile, the more stable people are sitting back laughing and soon enough the shelves will start to fill up with fresh supplies of precious poo paper.
They key will be once we reach peak panic. I reckon that's a few weeks away yet.
No one will die without arse crack to paper contact, promise.
Select to expand quoteMr Milk said..
Wouldn't it make more sense to buy a few cans of paint if you think you might be stuck at home for a fortnight?
hang on mate - things must be pretty drastic if you are considering painting the house!!
Select to expand quoteHarrow said..
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
Ummm, I think only you can answer that. I am guessing that you are using it to wipe? 
I think for a change, I am fine for this supply. I hate running out of it, so I tend to buy large packs of it and hide it in each bathroom cupboard, and then forget about it, and then buy more...
I am sure we will have a surplus in a few weeks, so it shouldn't matter too much, but in the meantime buy a hose, and go all middle-eastern.
Select to expand quotePugwash said..holy guacamole said..Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
Maybe FormulaNova and pugwash brought them all the last time they hooked up in Perth and shagged. Must have made a gaaaaawd awful mess because the online bromance is sickening.
Yeah, we met at the sarcastics anonymous conference... then ol' big head came along and told us that we are childrens
Hey! I thought I asked that you keep our personal life private!
Sarcastics anonymous? I would go there, but they actually have a 'too high threshold' and told me not to come as it may make the others start slipping back.
Select to expand quoteNotWal said..Harrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
So the panic buyers were right!?
I quote this just to comment on the irony which you are no doubt commenting on.
I think this is a conspiracy started by sorbent in order to make huge profits. For sure they will announce that the new rolls are better for filtering coronaviruses, so there will be another big buy-up.
Select to expand quoteFormulaNova said..
...and go all middle-eastern.
Stone gays and marry underaged girls?
I don't see how that's relevant or helpful.
Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.
Select to expand quoteBananabender said..
What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.
That went out the door back in the 70s.
Select to expand quoteHarrow said..
So, apparently the toilet paper factories are now running 24/7, yet I still don't know anyone that has managed to buy any in the last week.
I got about 2 days worth left, where the heck is it all going???
e bay by the looks of it....
Select to expand quotekiterboy said..FormulaNova said..
...and go all middle-eastern.
Stone gays and marry underaged girls?
I don't see how that's relevant or helpful.
I can see how you would think of things that are generally inline with your own beliefs, but no that wasn't it.
I was suggesting using a hose to wash your arse arse.
New level of crazy happened on the weekend here in WA - sis is pregnant and while in a certain supermarket was approached by a staff member who asked in a whisper did she need any toilet paper? All drug deal style
Staff said they have reserved loo paper for pregnant women and the elderly. Said hey don't worry we will package it in a decoy box so you won't be attacked in the Carpark.
She was given a sealed appliance box from out the back and told not to open it till she got home.
True story. Crazy crazy times.
Select to expand quoteBananabender said..
Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.
Toilet roll hoarders = Liberal voters
Select to expand quotelog man said..Bananabender said..
Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.
Toilet roll hoarders = Liberal voters
What a strange conclusion.
Select to expand quotelog man said..Bananabender said..
Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.
Toilet roll hoarders = Liberal voters
Ha, what a load of crap ( pun intended) . You can betcha life those having punch ups
buying in bulk etc.etc. are the panic muppets lead by their nose by the likes of Shorten.
Actually I am guilty. We had one packet left and yesterday saw 10 packsl left in Coles so bought one. SHAME.
Select to expand quotePugwash said..log man said..Bananabender said..
Sitting on the throne yesterday solving the worlds problems when nose started to run so absentmindedly tore off two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose . Holy hell I've just wasted two sheets of dunny paper to wipe nose.
The way I see it if the shelves are still empty when I run out my alternatives are.
1. Ditch the toilet brush and use the holder ( bowl it sits in) to use a tersorium. Should be easy to make.
2. Go all French and use a bidet . ( hose out the back and plastic chair with hole cut out.)
3. Cut up newspaper ( not the shiny stuff though)
Beats having punch ups in the supermarket . What happened to the great Aussie spirit of sharing and helping each other out.
Toilet roll hoarders = Liberal voters
What a strange conclusion.
Don't be silly Puggers. You must have picked up by now that expecting logic from Loggers is fraught with frustration.
