always consults me before commiting to any family bbq's,shopping trips etc etc..
No no no no. This is a ladies thread. It has to appeal to ladies. You have to say something ad hominem like " Ladies, nothing will please you man more than buying yourself a new pair of shoes."
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Right back atcha jquigley haha You're making the 
No, it's different people this time, just that an ex has shacked up with a mate again. They haven't broken up yet, I wonder if they will too...
Not that I intend on speaking to either of them again anyway.
ooOO Pattt
Righto, I go back to work next Tuesday before sunrise, so if you come over Monday I can give you the house keys, the car keys, all the kiting gear you want, a wad of cash if you need it and you can spend the following 8 days kiting your backside off in Perth before I come back. Then you can dump me and go back to Queensland, all expenses paid . Then we can save the annoying parts of getting to know each other, discovering it doesn't work, breaking up and getting all emotional afterwards [}:)]...
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. Then we can save the annoying parts of getting to know each other, discovering it doesn't work, breaking up and getting all emotional afterwards [}:)]...
Hey, I didn't know you owned a Nissan Navara? I know you mentioned one a while back, but I didn't know it was yours. I mean strewth:
Shall we continue flirting in private then...?
Couldn't leave them out of it dear pat! What about poor rellie! What at his feelings.
I know him, he doesn't have any feelings, it's all a play. Besides, he's a friend of mine, so you can never date him now .
ahhh man are you serious! Poor Rellie was my 'backup' in case we didn't work out Pat!
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What else can I do now. I shall secretly see rellie instead. You ARE away for 8 days... *twiddles fingers* yes yes that sounds good.[}:)]
yEAH its a LOOOOng way. So why are you called Wineman? Being surrounded by wine myself.
I dunno Liz but it cuts, it cuts deep...
Hey look, I got the secret beige post. We can use it for secret communications hey, if people don't go putting it on the odd numbered posts...
Liz I will meet you two hours after sunset in four days from now at this secret location: 32°17'59.21"S, 115°41'46.98"E. The moon will be full and the wind will be strong and we might crack it for a sighting of the rare and elusive secret beige night kiting society...
