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birthday present for girlfriend of one month ??!!

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Created by NasiGoreng > 9 months ago, 19 Jul 2011
NasiGoreng
VIC, 260 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:03PM
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Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?

echunda
VIC, 764 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:05PM
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get her a birthday card

echunda
VIC, 764 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:06PM
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and then give the dog a bone (parden the pun, but you know what I mean )

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:14PM
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maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...



I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...

desertyank
1262 posts
19 Jul 2011 3:37PM
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Macroscien said...

maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...



I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...


If your friend looks like this one, get it a jock strap with a little lace......

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:49PM
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desertyank said...

Macroscien said...

maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...



I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...


If your friend looks like this one, get it a jock strap with a little lace......



yeeeh, right ... don't you recognize ??? thats me !!! just a week before I asked plastic surgeons to cut my tits off and now I am super macho !!




don't f**k with me !! I am Super Macho now !!

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:51PM
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Reminds me of hangover 2. Have spent quite a bit of time in Thighland with work, Kartoi everywhere.

Oh, what do you get a girlfriend of 1 month? Something wrapped in Rubber.....

busterwa
3777 posts
19 Jul 2011 4:01PM
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Macroscien said...

maybe a flower ?
in the pot ?
last longer ...



I gave one to my girlfriend and he seems to be happy ...


lol Mabe a gender change.

busterwa
3777 posts
19 Jul 2011 4:25PM
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Nothing says I LOVE YOU more than a garden gnome.


bjw
QLD, 3617 posts
19 Jul 2011 6:45PM
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Just forget about the anniversary, that way she'll be getting used to what is to come.

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 6:56PM
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no , no give her a sunscream first ....




in month or so you will not recognize your girl friend
UV is shocking this winter !!

felixdcat
WA, 3519 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:12PM
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bjw said...

Just forget about the anniversary, that way she'll be getting used to what is to come.



Yep just what I would give her!

dusta
WA, 2940 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:15PM
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NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?



**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 7:20PM
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dusta said...

NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?



**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .


good idea ... she could be starving ....



busterwa
3777 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:24PM
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Macroscien said...

dusta said...

NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?



**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .


good idea ... she could be starving ....






What you recon rather tap the trannie than the starver?

MIKO
QLD, 408 posts
19 Jul 2011 7:40PM
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busterwa said...

Macroscien said...

dusta said...

NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!

I have a new girlfriend and its her birthday in 3 weeks.
Not sure what to get her!!!

Its a bit too early for flowers and romance,
maybe some perfume?
i already got her some top vino and cheese rings the other week.

any ideas?



**** me just take her out to a nice place for dinner .


good idea ... she could be starving ....






What you recon rather tap the trannie than the starver?


Wat about Migaloos half sis in the background

Gizmo
SA, 2865 posts
19 Jul 2011 7:13PM
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Flowers are fine... just NOT red roses, a bunch of fresh brightly colored flowers from a florist always goes well....(not the ones from the supermarket or the servo, they don't last)
Maybe some ear-rings (but don't present them in a little box)


Pugwash
WA, 7671 posts
19 Jul 2011 5:43PM
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Excessive sun baking can lead to severe dehydration!

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 7:53PM
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echunda said...

get her a birthday card


yeeeh , right ... and ask her for her age on first date ...

could be under age




and you are in deep s**t man [}:)]

Little Jon
NSW, 2115 posts
19 Jul 2011 8:24PM
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I was going to say go for the nice dinner option but you should ask someone who has had more sucess than me

Mobydisc
NSW, 9029 posts
19 Jul 2011 8:40PM
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In this day and age nothing says "I love you" more than paying their electricity bill.

She will really appreciate it..

I know I would.

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
19 Jul 2011 8:42PM
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Seriously, dinner, drinks leading to more drinks and dancing and home to push the boundaries on where you have gotten to with your love dancing.

Nothing like 1 month drunk love dancing.......

p.s I recommend pre booking a chiropractor for either party as one of you is going to put your back out

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
19 Jul 2011 8:52PM
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Mobydisc said...

In this day and age nothing says "I love you" more than paying their electricity bill.

She will really appreciate it..

I know I would.




don't spoil her to early. it could cost you a fortune later

ok
NSW, 1088 posts
19 Jul 2011 8:57PM
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why did they delete my funny comment? "










get her a pair of pink fluffly slippers and a nice female adult toy and if she doesnt like the slippers she can go "F" herself with the above?



Is that better mr comment deleter?

62mac
WA, 24860 posts
19 Jul 2011 7:03PM
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Bingo we have a winner ^^^

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 9:12PM
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give her .. a link to our forum maybe and we could interview her on another thread?
we let you know everything then ...
she may not be in your type anyway

GypsyDrifter
WA, 2371 posts
19 Jul 2011 7:30PM
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Nice talk you guys
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NasiGoreng
No card, too early for that!...
you will have to put words in the card and at this stage I think thats a big mistake, but a bunch of yellow flowers (yellow is really nice when you are a winter baby)

I know, I got mine a week ago

If you buy perfume I can guarantee you, you will make a mistake at this early stage.

Yellow flowers means friendship...so thats a good start.


Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 9:34PM
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GypsyDrifter said...

Nice talk you guys
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NasiGoreng
No card, too early for that!...
you will have to put words in the card and at this stage I think thats a big mistake, but a bunch of yellow flowers (yellow is really nice when you are a winter baby)

I know, I got mine a week ago

If you buy perfume I can guarantee you, you will make a mistake at this early stage.

Yellow flowers means friendship...so thats a good start.





That's what I am talking about !!!
We love you

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 9:48PM
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NasiGoreng said...

Sorry peeps but Im stuck!!


i already got her some top vino and cheese rings !!!! ???
any ideas?


and remember don't give her that biscuits !!



sorry .. too late

Macroscien
QLD, 6806 posts
19 Jul 2011 10:05PM
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felixdcat said...

bjw said...

Just forget about the anniversary, that way she'll be getting used to what is to come.



Yep just what I would give her!




Yeeeh right,
[}:)]

For the anniversary you better don't worry , man






she is fetching a gift for you already

Chris6791
WA, 3271 posts
19 Jul 2011 8:13PM
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What gets me with this thread is it took only 11 minutes to go from the first post to a photo of a he-she and down the toilet from there. Not bad, even by SB standards



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