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Guy with kite up on the street, Cottesloe

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Created by mattflyingaway > 9 months ago, 28 Mar 2012
dusta
WA, 2940 posts
29 Mar 2012 11:02PM
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Mark _australia said...

If he landed it on the beach, there would be a vitriolic post here about the fkhead noob blah blah who landed on a swimming beach and how all the bans are due to idiots like him etc etc

If he pulled the safety with swimmers around and one person felt a line brush them, it would be just like above.

Tough crowd this one..... nobody in this forum has ever found themselves downwind with no way to get home?
If so, what would you have done if there was swimmers everywhere, a cafe, lifeguards scowling at you, and 10 million bucks worth of (dumb) art exhibition on the beach?


get a clue as to which part of the beach he was on . Nowhere near sculptures by the sea or lifeguards.

Nicko82
WA, 54 posts
29 Mar 2012 11:03PM
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not the only person to see the culprit??

www.seabreeze.com.au/forums/Kitesurfing/Western-Australia/dumb-and-dumber-today-at-cottesloe/

Same kiter?

Plummet
4862 posts
30 Mar 2012 2:39AM
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dogfish said...

dusta said...

tgladman said...

Plummet said...

Believe it or not you can fly a kite on land. The world wont end.


true? you've obviously never been to cottesloe. or read the WA section of this forum.


maybe doesn't even know where WA is ?


west-west island?


hehehe....

AndreC
WA, 512 posts
30 Mar 2012 9:18AM
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Definetly KILL THE BABY KILLER, silly maybe but not as dangerous as the guys doing 200km an hour on their bikes past my house. Someone should go pump their kite at the local cafe and take pics for seabreeze.

wishy said...

Looks like a great idea. The smooth grass on the golf course greens would have much less wear and tear on the kite than yucky sand filled with sharp shells.

The only risk is that your kite will luff and drag you in front of a car which will kill you, or fall in front of a car causing it to crash into a mother with a pram and kill her and her baby....etc


Daavy
WA, 11 posts
30 Mar 2012 9:57AM
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I'm a Cott local and this blew my mind...

You do not fly your damn kite across a busy street.

Pull the safety and self rescue.

Underoath
QLD, 2432 posts
30 Mar 2012 12:12PM
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Its surprisingly not that hard to catch your own kite, - kite at 12, grab the two center lines and pull them down fast, fast fast fast (3 to 5 arm lengths) hold on to the lines with one hand and catch your kite with the other....

Its the best way to land a kite in 5 squair meters of open space. Dont ever let go of the lines untill you have your kite safely put away....


That being said, landing the kite in the water would have been smarter choice of the two.

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
31 Mar 2012 10:36AM
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Holy fkn hell!!

This is without doubt the most stoopid and selfish thing I have seen in ages!!! (and there is plenty of competition)

There is no excuses for this by any stretch of imagination.

Priorities all @ss up:

Don't want to rish wetting/damaging kite..
so I will walk up the beach, accross the always busy road..
attempte weave through and avoid streetlights/cars/trees/punters/dogs..
just so my precious kite doesn't get a rinse!!


TOTALLY KN WRONG!![}:)] No kite new/old/exxy/cheap is worth that risk - especially not to others!

There is not a face or a palm big enough to do this clown's action justice.


For the record I would have helped him land - but made the stoopid/selfish prik walk home!!

Time to think may have helped the connection between his brain and his surroundings.


EDIT:
Argument for registration - identification sure to follow this nice fellows actions..[}:)]


Jono. said...

I do not necessarily agree with what the kiter did but I stopped as this was blatantly dangerous for everyone involved and either he needed some educating or some help!! This situation, he needed some help.

After a chat, I ended up giving him a lift back to his downwinder rendezvous point in Swanbourne. Nice bloke and seemed like an experienced kiter.


Jono - can you shed any light on how this experienced kiter managed to need assistance so far from the beach??

If that is a Rebel (dunno about Fuse) surely pulling the 5th line would have sorted him and should have been choices 1-99999999999 before taking the scenic route through busy Cott became a viable option??

Putting it over the water and releasing completely should also have been in the idiot's mind well before his stroll thru traffic???

Need a new word to describe the level of idiocy here. Stoopid, selfish, coont, tool, fkwit etc only seem to be scratching the surface..

mattyjee
WA, 575 posts
31 Mar 2012 2:50PM
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getfunky said...
There is not a face nor a palm big enough to do this clown's action justice.


Best line on Seabreeze so far in 2012...

(ps. fixed your grammer)

hoop
1979 posts
31 Mar 2012 5:55PM
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^^ You spelt grammar wrong.

eppo
WA, 9479 posts
31 Mar 2012 9:47PM
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Lol

coldshot
WA, 218 posts
31 Mar 2012 11:55PM
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What did the CHICKEN say to the KITER before he crossed the road?

Don't do it cause you'll never hear the last of it!!!

getfunky
WA, 4485 posts
1 Apr 2012 12:17AM
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LOl

gramma police are out in force.

BTW Jono, good onya for stopping and sussing the situation out.

I'd still love to here this nice clown's (flawed) rational behind his actions.

coldshot said...

What did the CHICKEN say to the KITER before he crossed the road?

Don't do it cause you'll never hear the last of it!!! My brain is the size of a pea but even I know you are a dang stoopid fool human!!


I'm sure Jono can testify these were the chicken's actual words.

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
1 Apr 2012 7:20AM
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getfunky said...
There is not a face nor a palm big enough to do this clown's action justice.

would have to go close




gmd
WA, 97 posts
1 Apr 2012 11:47AM
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Mr float
NSW, 3452 posts
1 Apr 2012 8:21PM
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sheesh .A while ago I flew my kite down hunter St the main street of Newcastle and no one noticed or cared less (cause no one was there)

hamburglar
ACT, 2174 posts
1 Apr 2012 8:46PM
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^^^^ must of been a while a go , before all them tall buildings....
what wind direction??

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
1 Apr 2012 8:05PM
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"Dude, why did the kitesurfer cross the road?"

"Wow Man, to get to the other tide."



eppo
WA, 9479 posts
1 Apr 2012 8:45PM
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Lucky it was a stable rebel with a 5th line. LOL!!!!!

What a douche bag.

ThePhatMan
WA, 10 posts
18 Apr 2012 2:51PM
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Apparantly he is a male model and gets heaps of puss.......so he is a winner

Kiter80
WA, 10 posts
18 Apr 2012 3:04PM
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Yep, I know the guy. Local kiter. Got in a bad situation, made a bad call but it ended safely. Demonstrated good kite control and thanks to MattFlyingHigh has some wicked pictures for his wall.

Good on you Matt for not providing assistance - very safe of you muppet.

I guarantee he kites better, harder and higher than most of the whinging kite dorks on this forum including those "holyest of holy" WAKSA members (ALL BOW DOWN TO THEM PLEASE). You guys love to hide behind your little club and its rules as being the best kiters in WA (it is worse than a bunch of grannies at a knitting club).



jamdfingr
QLD, 663 posts
18 Apr 2012 5:05PM
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ThePhatMan said...

Apparantly he is a male model and gets heaps of puss.......so he is a weiner


Fixed it for ya...

bigmark100
NSW, 584 posts
18 Apr 2012 5:09PM
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Kiter80 said...

Yep, I know the guy. Local kiter. Got in a bad situation, made a bad call but it ended safely. Demonstrated good kite control and thanks to MattFlyingHigh has some wicked pictures for his wall.



no, he made a friggin stupid call, and yes it ended safely fortunately,
But demonstrated he has pea brain, with little capacity of logical thought.
Pretty much like your post does......

jamdfingr
QLD, 663 posts
18 Apr 2012 5:14PM
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Realistically though, looking from an outside perspective with litle to no inside information about the incident or the decision making process that lead to it....

You can't blame people for getting up in arms about someone walking a kite down a busy street (even if they had great kite control) as these sorts of bad decisions are made so often by people who werent in bad situations and who then get our sport in the headlines for the wrong reasons.

I would apologise to the bloke for us jumping to conclusions if he was in a bad situation and an experienced kiter however he could admit to making a bad judgement call (if that was the case) because we all do make mistakes.

I don't apologise however for my "weiner" crack... dude... youre a male model!!! expect to get some crap about that! ..... Subtext: (lucky bastard)

dusta
WA, 2940 posts
18 Apr 2012 4:17PM
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Kiter80 said...

Yep, I know the guy. Local kiter. Got in a bad situation, made a bad call but it ended safely. Demonstrated good kite control and thanks to MattFlyingHigh has some wicked pictures for his wall.

Good on you Matt for not providing assistance - very safe of you muppet.

I guarantee he kites better, harder and higher than most of the whinging kite dorks on this forum including those "holyest of holy" WAKSA members (ALL BOW DOWN TO THEM PLEASE). You guys love to hide behind your little club and its rules as being the best kiters in WA (it is worse than a bunch of grannies at a knitting club).






sounds like you're the retard who got busted . All it would have taken is for one little luft in the wind and it could have ended up causing a major accident . Bad call or not he is still a dead set dipshiit .

GreenPat
QLD, 4083 posts
18 Apr 2012 6:25PM
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Nothing like a good old fashioned head explosion

ThePhatMan
WA, 10 posts
18 Apr 2012 4:52PM
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Sooooooooooooooooo many goodie two shoe morons on this forum.....I can see why it has been so long since I last contributed...

Losers

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
18 Apr 2012 5:12PM
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Kiter80 said...
You guys love to hide behind your little club and its rules


The WAKSA crew are out there in person doing good stuff for us all - even for wankers like you - to get the benefit of.
The only one hiding here is you with your 7 posts and your anonymous slagging.
Not just a dipshiit but not even man enough to put a name or face to your stupidity.
Where does the 80 come from - ur IQ would be a good bet.

And now another one pops up. The anonymous phatman of no posts. What sort of miserable person is it that claims to have an opinion but is too weak and gutless to admit to it. Phathead would be more appropriate.

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
18 Apr 2012 5:29PM
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Kiter80 said...
has some wicked pictures for his wall.



U gotta be kidding right - but ur not
Pictures on the wall??? What for - to remind urself AND show everyone else what a totally braindead person u really are.
Id be hiding in shame (eg behind anonymous posts).
This was not a bad call - this was stupidity beyond belief.

kiteboy dave
QLD, 6525 posts
18 Apr 2012 7:49PM
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ThePhatMan said...

Sooooooooooooooooo many goodie two shoe morons on this forum.....I can see why it has been so long since I last contributed...

Losers


Why revive a dead thread? To praise the guy for apparently being pretty? Totally ignoring the homoerotic nature of your post, it's no wonder you don't contribute much because if that's the best you've got to add you're going to get shot down every time.

stabber
NSW, 1114 posts
18 Apr 2012 7:54PM
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he can kiss my old wrinled ass too.....



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