He is a male model.
He was practicing for a scene in an upcoming Blockbuster.
They're doing a sequel to Zoolander called, "The Rooly Speshal Sckule For Reely Gud Lookeeng Peepol Hu Karnt Kight Gud" It's a tribute to the 'Petrol Pump - Wake Me Up B4 U Go Go" scene in the original. It's coming out on No Brainer TV and is funded by tax payers, Hospital Holidays WA and Tools Wonderland Australia. He's only a bit player in the movie and want's to make a big impression on his 42 seconds screen time, and has been practicing hard, so expect to see him on a golf course near you.
They haven't thought of a name for the scene yet, any ideas would be grately appreciated by the producers.
bahahahaha.......this takes the cake thus far for kite fool of the year. 
T'was in O'reilly's rooster run,
that all was locked and barred,
randy rex the rooster,
strolled up and down the yard.....
Puppet,
I think we will have to agree to disagree on this one and therefore call it a truce.
As you own two excellent kite shops, which I have purchased gear from on many occassion, then I must concede that you probably do have some kiting ability and knowledge of kiting matters. But I do not agree with you in this case.
As to the questions you asked:
1. I regularly kite all of these spots (and more) with the exception of the Pond and would do so regardless of whether WAKSA existed and whether the authorities "closed" the beaches to kiters. There will always be space to set up and kite without a ranger being close at hand.
2. Floreat and Brighton - same answer as above
3. Competitions or race-days - I have to say no to this one. Sorry the concept doesn't interest me, until there are some big wave competitions.
4. Mate, don't draw the "cancer" card it is not in good taste.
Have I spent a day kiting to raise funds for kids with cancer? No.
Would I consider it? Yes.
Have I engaged in many other fund raising activities and participated in events for cancer causes and foundations dealing with underprivileged indigenous kids - MOST CERTAINLY YES. Therefore your "Absolute" certainty is completely wrong.
Had you said "I am absolutely certain that you have not spent a day raising funds for kids with cancer" you would have been technically correct, but you are wrong, and again pulling the "cancer" card is highly distasteful.
WAKSA has done nothing for me. Sorry mate.
Thanks for the props on the shops Kiter80 - we do our best & love to hear when its appreciated.
The list of props for WAKSA wasnt so much for your benefit but more to point out the value of WAKSA/AKSA to everyone.
I'll accept your terms to agree but disagree but want to point out one thing.
If kiting gets banned (anywhere) kiting WILL BE banned. There will be no sneaking around rangers to launch & land. Every battle WAKSA has waged involves locals who would see to it that if they got their way the rules would be enforced. Its not as though kiting can be practiced invisibly and councils get very peeved when there is any blatant abuse of its decisions.
Just have to look around at almost every other major population centre on the coast to see that metro restrictions are live & well and dont get abused. We are copping it sweet in WA so far but only because of the pro-active approach of 'your' WAKSA volunteers over the years.
As for the 'cancer card' - again just pointing out to all that WAKSA is doing some good stuff for those other than kiters as well.
Kiter80,
I believe you have lied to the entire kiting community on point 3.
You kited the red bull race from Rottnest.
If you have lied about this, can we believe any of the Tripe you have posted on this forum.
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