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King Of The Point Unhooked!

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Created by NJPornstar > 9 months ago, 15 Apr 2010
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NJPornstar
WA, 790 posts
15 Apr 2010 6:17PM
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If you know him, you will find this pi55 funny.
He was trying to be as stealth as possible but I caught him on film in the middle of no where!
Wont ya smile next time!




RayQ
WA, 635 posts
15 Apr 2010 7:25PM
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And this was the guy ready to fit a hook knife to the top of his mast. Welcome to kite surfing Langy!

EB
SA, 492 posts
15 Apr 2010 9:23PM
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NJPornstar said...

If you know him, you will find this pi55 funny.
He was trying to be as stealth as possible but I caught him on film in the middle of no where!
Wont ya smile next time!







hoop
1979 posts
15 Apr 2010 7:58PM
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I've known him for years and I never realised he was gay.

theDoctor
NSW, 5780 posts
15 Apr 2010 10:03PM
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someone should tell him kiting during his third trimester could be harmful to the baby

cwamit
WA, 1194 posts
15 Apr 2010 8:17PM
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theDoctor said...


someone should tell him kiting during his third trimester could be harmful to the baby


lmao, best post this week!

the duke of dork
WA, 175 posts
15 Apr 2010 8:52PM
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^^^^^^^ P1ss funny! laughing my arse off!

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
15 Apr 2010 10:23PM
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^^^ Gold

hitch_hiker
WA, 417 posts
15 Apr 2010 9:53PM
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absolutely mint

Spacemonkey!
SA, 2288 posts
15 Apr 2010 11:26PM
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LOL @ red thumbs. Fess up haters.

gesper
NSW, 517 posts
16 Apr 2010 1:07AM
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SOOOOO all you KITERS out there that have just taken up Windsurfing show us your pics ! Let me guess , its a backwards step is the sheep ( BAAAAHHHHHH ) saying . You kiters ( non poleys that bag poleys,) pull your heads in and grow up ! A small part of growing up would be respect for others.

Flipper11
VIC, 356 posts
16 Apr 2010 1:30AM
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pornstar hahaha

greenleader
QLD, 5283 posts
16 Apr 2010 1:35AM
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sh1t a brick, it's only april and already fat pr1cks are wearing steamers in backwardland.

gruezi
WA, 3464 posts
16 Apr 2010 8:59AM
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He is cute in his own special way.

tightlines
WA, 3477 posts
16 Apr 2010 11:37AM
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Ha ha classic, love your work Nate

Good onya for having a go Langy, just don't tell all your mates how good it is when you've got it sussed. The lineup will start to get crowded if everyone is not tacking out to the horizon before picking their wave.

sausage
QLD, 4873 posts
16 Apr 2010 2:03PM
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That beach looks like it needs a shave.

meerkat
WA, 644 posts
16 Apr 2010 12:32PM
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Typical poley... going unhooked before he can do the basics......

Mini Mal
WA, 298 posts
16 Apr 2010 12:48PM
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It had to happen the teabaggin, twit tip riding . kiter hassling pole stonking KOTP. Oops forgot crossdressing, i could rant on and on like he does and he will never cut the mustard as a kiter. the adrennalin will kill him.
Good on you N8

puppetonastring
WA, 3619 posts
16 Apr 2010 1:08PM
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NJPornstar said...



"hey whats this round rubber ring-thingy doin hangin off the middle of my handle"

loco4olas
NSW, 1516 posts
16 Apr 2010 3:59PM
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You wanna' let us right coasters in on the joke?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
16 Apr 2010 5:18PM
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loco4olas said...

You wanna' let us right coasters in on the joke?


He is a poledancer that bags out kiters all the time in the poledancer forum.
Funny stuff,should be posted in the dancers forum
But good on him for finally seeing the light.

He's gunna need a big kite though,or slow down on the tucker.

NJPornstar
WA, 790 posts
16 Apr 2010 3:21PM
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loco4olas said...

You wanna' let us right coasters in on the joke?


Old mate is a good fella in a funny way. Sh-t hot pole dancer and able to out snake the greediest of kiters at places like Tombies.

He isn't able to control his digits after a few and known to post the funniest stuff.
Character and all his dribble is to be taken with a grain of salt...

Come to Gero and tack around the peak. Snake as many waves as you possibly can from everyone, then you will meet with him.

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
16 Apr 2010 3:31PM
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Never let looks deceive you.
Langy has been at the forefront of WA poledancing and has been a part of the wavesailing mafia for decades.
His bottom-turns on big waves are something to see.
Welcome to wavekiting...
now harden the f#ck up, King.

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
16 Apr 2010 5:49PM
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sausage said...

That beach looks like it needs a shave.


I think its his hair

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
16 Apr 2010 5:38PM
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WELL WELL what a laugh ..HA HA ...........the funny thing is,,,, ive had one in the shed for 3 years plus years ..... not once i even wanted to kite fag before windsurfing and sorry still dont

and

FOR THE RECORD on the filthest covercast and poxy day of my life ,where the surf was **** the wind was onshore at all of 12 knots. AND THERE WAS NOTHING left to do............

...........o i got the fk kite out and OK enjoyed it ...........

But it still stands to say

[b]F.O.K.Fs and there will be no replacement or substitute form da KING OF THE POINT in da surf line up

God bless you all in defeat

Ps: ive never seen a bunch of kiters get so exited

Get over it in a hurry

deXtrous
NSW, 451 posts
16 Apr 2010 8:09PM
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king of the point said...

WELL WELL what a laugh ..HA HA ...........the funny thing is,,,, ive had one in the shed for 3 years plus years ..... not once i even wanted to kite fag before windsurfing and sorry still dont

and

FOR THE RECORD on the filthest covercast and poxy day of my life ,where the surf was **** the wind was onshore at all of 12 knots. AND THERE WAS NOTHING left to do............

...........o i got the fk kite out and OK enjoyed it ...........

But it still stands to say

[b]F.O.K.Fs and there will be no replacement or substitute form da KING OF THE POINT in da surf line up

God bless you all in defeat

Ps: ive never seen a bunch of kiters get so exited
Im still not your fk friend


can I use you as an anchor point for my kite?

lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
16 Apr 2010 8:55PM
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^^^^^ha ha he ha.
Just dont attach to his hair,

not very stable, might come out in clumps

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
16 Apr 2010 7:14PM
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By the way,
What brand of kite are you flying ? ^^^
Maybe it's a NEW Kite ?
Just curious ?




lotofwind
NSW, 6451 posts
16 Apr 2010 9:23PM
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OH MY GOD wave slave....
I think he is wearing a death leash

waveslave
WA, 4263 posts
16 Apr 2010 7:26PM
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Forget about the fken death-leash. ^^^
I'm thinking this whole goddamn thread is a giant pimpscam.
Can you see where I'm coming from ?

beefarmer
WA, 328 posts
16 Apr 2010 7:45PM
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waveslave said...





By the way,
What brand of kite are you flying ? ^^^
Maybe it's a NEW Kite ?
Just curious ?







nope, dont think its a NEW. Looks like an old airush bar...



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