Just a little something for the kooks paying out on Gero.
Forecast for all week -cross off with swell.
Great to see KOTP having a go. Had a great time having a kite in Gero, especially on the Thursday at Corro's. It was so Fkn windy. Had a Blast cruisen with the Bro and the other poley's out that day. Wish it was that windy here reguarly, itching to get back on my poley aswell. Who cares what others think!!! Have fun, go fast, jump high.
This thread might just die with all the swell and wind happening, oh my I almost forget, heading up there tomorrow and then to the offshore islands...........I'm just one lucky camper
I don't really get the windsurfer/kitesurfer hate each other thing-it's schoolboy mentality in a man's (woman's) world...who gives a fugg-ride what turns you on.
SORRY ... fULLY CONFIRMED LAST NIGHT 3 TO 4 FOOT 15 TO 18 KNOTS CROSS OFF
.....WINDSURFING WITH MORE THAN A COUPLE OF KITES ........ IS JUST PLAIN STRAIGHT UP ANNOYING............Its IS LIKE TRYING TO WATCH THE CRICKET with a fuzzy TV ,WITH OUT A COLD BEER IJN DA HAND AND AERO GAUARD ON .
Your to high on da line up ,
to low and to slow ,
swooping your kite up and dowm like a fk yo yo S ,
Get dragged through the line up like a fkn lure,
loosing your board and spend half day finding it ,
Popping yr kite as they SMASH ON THE WATER C (LOVE THAT NOISE) ,
being dragged down the beach,skidding through the sand .watch the sticks and rocks ,and glass, jjjjjjjoooohnnnnie.
flicking sand in the air all over us when your popping your kite in da air
,All ways hitting people up for a hand to gring your hot air down,
Need a bumb buddie to mount you on take off (NOT UNSIMILAR TO PICTURE ABOVE) .........,
SLIDE YOUR ****EN ASSES ALONG THE BEACH ,LIKE YOU SEE DOGS WITH TAPE WORM AS YOU LEAVE THE BEACH.
You Get yr harness riding up over your fkn ribbs and neck ..........always looking up and into the sun,,,,,,,twisted goose neck.
Carnt crank a gybe, on directional.
Ride cross legged twisted up like dick knee,oz ostroch
YOU CARNT DO BACK HAND CUT BACKS
Always tangling strings ,falling on strings ,getting string cuts.
, Oh always attached to the pig of a thing.
Once its gorn thats it ,,,,,little chance self rescue
Carnt risk going km out to sea.
The fk things are spinika cloth
valves leak ,material explodes.
lOOK LIKE water skiers behind a fk v8 starving and surging with fuel
And you take up half the line up and beach to rigg and you gotta run backwards and forwards to the kite and bar ...what 25m ..fk that
Any one want to learn HOW to wind surf ..............i think so
lick it. do your thing ............
Will a New Kite help me 
LOTFT BOY = GOt NO REASON what so ever ...........TO MUCH SWELL AND WIND HERE. Bro
i couldnt think of a better state than QLD............Mud FLATS STINGERS AND LIGHT LIGHT 8 TO 15 KNOT S easters.
Enjoy your passion .................
OH FORGOT TO MENTION
GOING KITING WHEN YOU DONT REALLY WANT TO KITE........ LIKE BEING BOOSTED OVER HOUSES ,FENCES,DUNES ,
Lick it
Ps i leave your site alone now.
Happy times good beach vibe and boosting and wave gouging to yous
K.O.P. it looks like you have had a really bad experience trying to kite. I might be able to help with a few things as it has obviously affected you so much you cant even write properly or work out how to use spell check. First of all by the look of your picture i would say you are having trouble with your harness because it starts on your fat gut but then pops up around your neck only to be stopped by your big head. If your swooping your kite up and down like a yoyo then maby you should get a trainer kite and go to the park to learn tome basic skills. If you are worried about going out 1km to sea then maby someone could hold your hand, there is a guy by the name of flipper that would hold anything for you im sure. to be honest you have so many disturbing issues that you should maby stick to your pole cause it looks to me your a little past the rush of kiting..
Y A W N,,,,,,,,,,,,,Y A W N.
IS IT FRIGGEN SUMMER YET[}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)][}:)]
Just had to congratulate KOTP for the 5000 reads and 4 pages goes to show the man has a following. For those of you that form an opinion from the written word only let it be known that KOTP stands for King of the pole.When I learnt to windsurf 27 years ago he was already the man to watch,27 years later he is still being watched and admired for his skill and ability on the sailboard there wouldn't be many around that could show him up on how to wack it hard when it's big.While you don't see the big loops anymore for those that haven't been around long enough he was right up there. I had to laugh at the photo Nate posted and enoyed the read but thought I might just put a few back in there box.
I'm sure he will be seen on the kite again and it won't be long before he enjoys it {hesitate to say he will love it} The pole will always be No.1 for him.
Just for those that doubt his ability over the years I have watched and sailed with him at remote spots in SA west coast and respected him for his ability to go when no one else would.
Enough said
Enough said.
Eric
Unlike the rest of the country, windsurfers dont need to learn to kite when you live in geraldton. Lucky buggers. KOTP is one funny bugger with all these mega rants and he can rip (ive seen the man in action).....
Oops I'm starting to sound like flipper....... insert finger here )#(.
What's with removing posts. Are admin really that precious. This is all a bit of fun and people don't need to read if they don't want to. WTF
Yep I wonder what page we're really up to (damn censorship)!! maybe this is run by poleriders
One thing I've noticed is the kiters are much more tolerable than the poleys on this forum. I think we're just about having a laugh and they are just trying to insult us.
Maybe the poleys lost their heart the same time their sport did.
poleys r mean people when they want to be witch is always when there not winging on there owen forum 
if there are any poleys reading this take this advice for free
