Apple announced today that it has developed a breast implant that can store and play music. The iTit will cost from $499 to $699, depending on cup and speaker size. This is considered a major social breakthrough, because women are always complaining about men staring at their breasts and not listening to them.
If anyone is having a bad day, remember that today in 1976 Ronald Wayne sold his 10% share in Apple for $800. Now its worth $58,065,210,000.
i had heard it was still going, but now that ive looked i can see that it isnt....
Yeah, was being sarcastic, I should have put more
But looking at the pic again,
see the guy in the wetsuit in the water holding the rope,
were they trying to tow him onto a wave and thats how they got stuck.
edit,,opppps I had bettter put a few more
The guy (Nobbs} was up the mast to secure a rope which was towed by a second vessel. This held the keel over & off the reef while the first boat towed the yatch off. Very little damage in the end, bent rudder post caused when the yatch went up!
Simon Cowell has banned One Direction's Niall Horan from dying his blond hair black.
True?
wow.
