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Anyone else feeling sup dislike?

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Created by adolf > 9 months ago, 7 Jun 2012
adolf
1862 posts
8 Jun 2012 1:12PM
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chrispychru said...

@adolph, i usually like all your posts mate. but that just makes you look like a real ****ing cry baby. oh the bad man has a widdle sticker on his car and it me sad and cry. ppfffftttt for someone with some outrageous things to say,that is just so sad. oh if you went near my car and pulled crap like that, i would not be waiting for the coast to clear, i would walk straight up and put one on your chin. geez if the bloke put the sticker on your car i could understand you having a nut out


If you ever see cocksucker burnt into your verge with zero or round up - you will know that I came sneaking around your house in the middle of the night.

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
8 Jun 2012 3:21PM
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@adolph. hahahahahahahahahahaha www.kleenex.com.au will sort you mate

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
8 Jun 2012 2:14PM
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Lol, funny sh!t

Minkee
QLD, 225 posts
8 Jun 2012 4:25PM
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Do I get offended when I see someone with a "NSW State of Origin" sticker on their car...

na...
I just laugh...

Same with your anti-sup sticker... each to their own.
Move on, do your own thing...

Piros
QLD, 6995 posts
8 Jun 2012 4:43PM
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adolf said...

chrispychru said...




If you ever see cocksucker burnt into your verge with zero or round up - you will know that I came sneaking around your house in the middle of the night.


That's gold Oliver

Scotty88
4214 posts
8 Jun 2012 2:44PM
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Adolf, didn't you quit smoking recently ? You might want to consider taking it up again.

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
8 Jun 2012 6:21PM
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doggie said...

Lol, funny sh!t


it is funny. he couldnt afford to drive past my house in his big **** off car so he has to do things within his budget now. the weedkiller thing suits him,as he decsribed that he likes to wait till the coast is clear. i guess i should be thankful that he is not creeping around at night stealing the wifes/mine underwear off the clothesline

FlickySpinny
WA, 657 posts
8 Jun 2012 5:17PM
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Adolf old son, I think you need a change of scene.

A couple of months ago you were after a Cayenne for the "F*** Off" factor to impress intimidate, and now you've let some halfwit really ruin your day with some silly sticker.

I get the feeling there's definitely something in your life that's got you wound up and angry.

Please identify it and make whatever changes are required to make you happy - life is too short. Change your job, move house, spend more time with your family, etc etc etc... whatever it is mate, a Cayenne is not going to solve your issue.

king of the point
WA, 1836 posts
8 Jun 2012 5:29PM
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adolf said...

Went for a midweek dawny at my local on the last day of Autumn, pretty close to perfect but coldish conditions.

I was the only one out - me and a very friendly seal. I'd rate the morning as one of the best sessions I've ever had. Big, clean and lonely.

When the sun started to kick in a small group of older - 60+ goaters joined me and maybe one or two mal/short boarders also joined in the fun. There was no stress, no problems - stacks of good A frames for everyone to enjoy.

What spoilt the morning was when I headed back to the carpark, I saw a few cars and one had an anti sup sticker on his van. F'cnk retard.

Obviously, he was one of the peeps out there in the surf, I could have f'cked this guy up big time if I wanted and I was that way inclined. Instead I just decided to hang around, wait till the coast was clear and gently prize off his manhood sticker off his van.

That sort of attitude is out of line - i don't think anti sup stickers on cars help anyone.

I'm writing this so I can get others thoughts on what they would do.


Good post my friend
Now firstly im assuming you were ] on a SUP and it sounds to me suffering with morning glory VIAGRA taken after 4am is not recomended
thank god you didnt get caught humping the seal and goats for that matter, or tampering with your your little sticker in the car park.
You could get your self and thats not even in the water

Id like one of those stickers and i SUP....... where do you get one



Rosscoe
VIC, 505 posts
8 Jun 2012 8:22PM
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Just home after a hectic couple of week's at work and looking forward to winding down for a long weekend - despite the ****ty surf forecast. Actually had quite a good chuckle over this thread....knowing Adolph's slightly perverse point of view on life. Funny.

More power to the wine, I say!

ockanui
VIC, 1301 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:00PM
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I agree Rosscoe, I think I could be right in calling Adolf's humour as "sardonic"? originally from the island of Sardonia near Greece, but I could be wrong?

billboard
QLD, 2816 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:01PM
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In all seriousness - where do you buy anti sup stickers ? I've been trying to get some for a couple of years and cant find em anywhere.

BTW -would love to know who the spineless maggot was that half peeled a beautiful hawaiian sup sticker off my car last year !

There's definately no anti sup sentiment here - I spent an hour at work today trying to convince my co workers that I stand up on a big surfboard and paddle it !! - still dont think they believe me !?

laceys lane
QLD, 19803 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:18PM
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billboard said...

In all seriousness - where do you buy anti sup stickers ? I've been trying to get some for a couple of years and cant find em anywhere.

BTW -would love to know who the spineless maggot was that half peeled a beautiful hawaiian sup sticker off my car last year !

There's definately no anti sup sentiment here - I spent an hour at work today trying to convince my co workers that I stand up on a big surfboard and paddle it !! - still dont think they believe me !?


bb, i'm a spineless maggot, but i didn't do it

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:19PM
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chrispychru said...

doggie said...

Lol, funny sh!t


it is funny. he couldnt afford to drive past my house in his big **** off car so he has to do things within his budget now. the weedkiller thing suits him,as he decsribed that he likes to wait till the coast is clear. i guess i should be thankful that he is not creeping around at night stealing the wifes/mine underwear off the clothesline


That's Bullsh!t chrispy
you told us you free ball

adolf
1862 posts
8 Jun 2012 7:25PM
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I think it was a home made sticker.



chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:26PM
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weiry said...

chrispychru said...

doggie said...

Lol, funny sh!t


it is funny. he couldnt afford to drive past my house in his big **** off car so he has to do things within his budget now. the weedkiller thing suits him,as he decsribed that he likes to wait till the coast is clear. i guess i should be thankful that he is not creeping around at night stealing the wifes/mine underwear off the clothesline


That's Bullsh!t chrispy
you told us you free ball

i only said the undies bit so he went to someone elses lawn

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:28PM
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adolf said...

I think it was a home made sticker.






hahaha you should tattoo cocksucker on your forehead if thats what made you cry. shame i used to think you were one of the braver kind adolph

weiry
QLD, 5396 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:35PM
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chrispychru said...

weiry said...

chrispychru said...

doggie said...

Lol, funny sh!t


it is funny. he couldnt afford to drive past my house in his big **** off car so he has to do things within his budget now. the weedkiller thing suits him,as he decsribed that he likes to wait till the coast is clear. i guess i should be thankful that he is not creeping around at night stealing the wifes/mine underwear off the clothesline


That's Bullsh!t chrispy
you told us you free ball

i only said the undies bit so he went to someone elses lawn



Adolf just PM me and he said he got the guy with Bonds y fronts, He Doesn't know its the Mad russians lawn next door. Cement boots for Adolf

HumanCartoon
VIC, 2098 posts
8 Jun 2012 9:57PM
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adolf said...


If you ever see cocksucker burnt into your verge with zero or round up - you will know that I came sneaking around your house in the middle of the night.


Cat wee works quite well too. I'd lend you my cat but the dopey bugger can't spell.

Sparx
VIC, 734 posts
8 Jun 2012 10:14PM
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ockanui said...

I agree Rosscoe, I think I could be right in calling Adolf's humour as "sardonic"? originally from the island of Sardonia near Greece, but I could be wrong?


Thank f..k Adolf's humour didn't originate on the Isle of Lesbos.....that'd make it lesbionic.....I'm in!!
Cheers
Sparx

surferstu
1011 posts
8 Jun 2012 10:07PM
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adolf said...

Went for a midweek dawny at my local on the last day of Autumn, pretty close to perfect but coldish conditions.

I was the only one out - me and a very friendly seal. I'd rate the morning as one of the best sessions I've ever had. Big, clean and lonely.

When the sun started to kick in a small group of older - 60+ goaters joined me and maybe one or two mal/short boarders also joined in the fun. There was no stress, no problems - stacks of good A frames for everyone to enjoy.

What spoilt the morning was when I headed back to the carpark, I saw a few cars and one had an anti sup sticker on his van. F'cnk retard.

Obviously, he was one of the peeps out there in the surf, I could have f'cked this guy up big time if I wanted and I was that way inclined. Instead I just decided to hang around, wait till the coast was clear and gently prize off his manhood sticker off his van.

That sort of attitude is out of line - i don't think anti sup stickers on cars help anyone.

I'm writing this so I can get others thoughts on what they would do.


You were the only sup out there, so whoevers vehicle you touched will know it was you. However you don't know which one of them you did it to, wouldn't go back there if you suffer paranoia.

RoyStewart
8 posts
9 Jun 2012 3:00PM
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I don't have a problem with SUP's. They don't have it all their own way.. they have a hard time paddling into waves when it is offshore, they have a hard time paddling out unless it's small or there's a clear channel, and although they have good speed generally they sometimes have control issues. So overall I find that they re no threat in the wave count stakes.

Recently I approached a couple of SUP riders on the beach as I was interested in their boards and they moaned that I'd been catching too many waves and that I hadn't let them get any. I was riding a 10'6" 'Earl' as shown in this video:



Those who complain about SUP's ( apart from the legit issue of bailing and relying on leashes) are in my opinion retarded. One has to adapt to the changing environment and SUP's are now part of that environment.

Here's another SUP beater for small waves, the 12 foot 'Baron'... the SUP guys were suffering!





surfershaneA
863 posts
9 Jun 2012 3:42PM
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Dudes, I was thinking things were getting full on after I got in from my first round of the Snowy and my lifeguard SUP hating buddy was waiting for me, but you guys are really going off!

Ok, well he really went off as well right in front of all the officials and adjacent the judges. Apparently I am not such a hero without a paddle in my hand, but I reckon he might just be a sore looser and bad sport?

As with the OP's gripe, I also don't think some people understand when your heads in a really bad place small things can get under your skin. I love that old movie "Falling Down". It explains exactly what I am saying. He's me before f#ckers heaped sh#t on me and I had my most recent breakdown. I even did the clean-cut collar and tie thing. Reminds me too how after the last tool started a fight with me the cops tried to commit me for being a danger to others. Dweeds can have a lot of reppressed anger!

If I could post a link to it using this ****ty Samsung Galaxy thing I would. Maybe someone else could find the trailer? (Doggie, where are you when I need you?)





Please someone post the Utube link to the breakfast scene. It goes off!

wavelength
1195 posts
9 Jun 2012 4:11PM
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surfershaneA
863 posts
9 Jun 2012 4:36PM
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@ Wavelength,

Cool clip and good point! I love cult and B-grade movies. They keep me sane!

I wish I could watch a few of these movies and get pissed, but unfortunately while my boat was getting smashed in Tuesday night storm I somehow managed to crush the screen of my laptop. Maybe if I got really pissed the big black blotches would look cool?

Anyway, if someone wants to post the Falling Down breakfast scene we could get a few more laughs!

wavelength
1195 posts
9 Jun 2012 4:42PM
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surfershaneA said...

@ Wavelength,

Cool clip and good point! I love cult and B-grade movies. They keep me sane!

I wish I could watch a few of these movies and get pissed, but unfortunately while my boat was getting smashed in Tuesday night storm I somehow managed to crush the screen of my laptop. Maybe if I got really pissed the big black blotches would look cool?

Anyway, if someone wants to post the Falling Down breakfast scene we could get a few more laughs!


Here ya go Shane. Cheers :

PRAWNDOG
WA, 306 posts
9 Jun 2012 9:28PM
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classic, adolf really? a sticker in your personal space on a strangers bumper, What the.....

surfershaneA
863 posts
10 Jun 2012 5:52AM
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PRAWNDOG said...

classic, adolf really? a sticker in your personal space on a strangers bumper, What the.....


Yeah well, I suppose I had to get caught on my yacht in the cove from hell in a once in a ten year storm before I had one of my little "episodes". The other boat I smashed up has not got a bumper anymore. Nor do I have a bow sprit on my front end plus all the connected rigging has gone. Lost my dingy and both anchors. Then I am still dicovering things like my laptop got smashed. Oh yeah, the boat is my home.

Maybe I have a bit better reason for turning into pscyho SUP?

RogueReef
SA, 15 posts
10 Jun 2012 10:27AM
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Saw " Paddleboarders love dick" written in wax on the pine posts by the groms at the local break and it made me laugh for hours. Being pretty much the only SUP in our regular line-ups i try to play it safe no matter what when someone is caught inside or deer in the headlights in front of me. But when cheeky groms think they can catch every wave then it's hard not to regulate/educate no matter what you ride. No problem with everyone else you just have to build a bit of trust and dont be a kook. Stickers cant be to far away though!

GizzieNZ
4102 posts
10 Jun 2012 3:55PM
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I don't feel any dislike (except for pipefins not saying "Hey Mate")
There is this lemon faced pom who also gets up early who is an extreme irritant though.
Me: Looks pretty choice
Him: Grunt



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