tell the dogman "your inner secrets"

Haha...Thats what she said!

hahahaha

that sounds like some serious training involved with that one dean

but a challenge i think i could handle

funniest sh1t eva...........im now poodle frothing on the floor

This Poodle is frothing over the new 8-2 x 28 x 3-3/4 concaved nosed doubled channel V bottomed reversered railed octofinned bamaboo banana finned concept board with blutack deck grip. Dogmans Bitch......Ca Plane Pour Moi...

NiteHawk Google translataion :-
Hello Dogman , how was the breakfast today.You speak through your bottom because you seem to speak loudly out of your mouth. Your comment shows that you are confused.Give to your poodle a good frothing, you will feel better.Cheers big fella.

Send a proto to me at 110kg i can give good feedback

Your were there too?I remember that device,
it was called "The Atomic Virgin Converter",Because it ficked everything first time.
That would explain your sudden hair loss.

Comme c'est gentil,merci. Soyez doux.
Si vous faites un bon travail, je baigne au chien avec le vôtre.

Tx Piros, this guy does not bother me because he seems to be on that topic to show off he is speaking something else than French.
Night Hawk please come back on the Dogman topic's subject " your inner secret" .
Not your dick one

Hey dogman,

Start at 8'0" go up by 6" increments to 10'0".

Got tail whipped by a whaler or bull at greenies last week.

Like to catch up for a session at minnie or where ever. Keala is in market for fly weight wave board.

Aloha

Paul

Okay Kami,I'll say something that's as close the subject of the topic as I dare to go.
Have you seen any vids of the Dogman Sup surfing?If you haven't,from what I've seen he does it pretty well.

He doesn't look like a skinny dude but that doesn't stop him from paddling around standing up and shredding the kilt out of waves on what you referred to as a
"RAS rowing assisted surboard", or SAP "Surboard addicted paddling".
(If that is supposed to be a joke please use a smiley face at the end of the sentence,thats what they're for.Because I think I may have misanderstood you.)

I guessing that he probably rides the boards he does because it enables him to do the kind of surfing he so desires in his minds eye.
Which I believe is high performance.
SUP surfing is about surfing a wave(hence the surfing part).If there is a trade off to be made to necessitate a better Sup "surfboard" then whatever it is,do it.
You don't get high performance from something without pushing the boundaries of design.So I think making a board designed for Joe Blogg thats in the middle of the road isn't doing "High Performance" any justice.
He may as well call it the "Joe Blogg Cat Funt Model"
I believe the Dogmans designs are on the right track.I going to trust that he knows what he's doing.

If you're worried that the board won't float you or be unstable when you're not on a wave,then get your priorities right.
1st:Loose some weight ya cat funt!
Imagine all the extra activities you could accomplish.
2nd:Practise,when practising you will gradually surf better because you are no-longer riding a cruise liner.

Sorry if I have offended anybody with my "cat funt" remake.
That was not my intention,for I am also a cat funt,but trapped in a ckin sunts body.
Plus it's Kami's fault for wanting me to stick to the topic
Good day...

Oui, c'est ça. Maybe you,nitehawk and me could have a surf together sometime. Would love
to see if one of your shapes would float me.

Nitehawk, yours is probably too small for me because even after some serious poodle frothing,
my collection of cruise liners are the only vessels I've found to support my non-primal carcass in
it's search of sup fun. Weakness for beignets I guess.

I will take the 8 x 27 thanks I've been waitin for surf tech too bring out a smaller high performance board

Hi Paul

i haven't been over your way lately

but might come over when the next swell hits

thanks for your input