Select to expand quoteobct said..
I have a question, Given the number of correspondences we've had relating to the various activities
Eating
Drinking
Eating Italian sausage
Eating sausage without the Italian attached
Perving
Snoring
Farting
BullSh!tting
And given the number of known and potential mental and physical maladies that appear to afflict many of us
Bad backs
Bad shoulders
Bad knees
Bad attitudes
Early onset dementia
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Various coughs, colds, sore holes, moles and pimples on the dicky
Do you think I should bother bringing a board up with me, it's 10 foot long and a real pain to lug around 
Geez ... hey a farking good Roma Snag butterflied , seared dolloped with sour cream & cold beer and dementia aint anything to be ashamed of Obs 
You've convinced me pup, I'm also going to attempt to have a surf while I'm there, now I just need to work out which cases of wine and which types of beer I leave at home to fit the board in.
BTW, Vanders, I've got meetings up in Brizzy on Wednesday and Thursday, are you in town for lunch at your office 
I'll probably be staying overnight at that club anyway.
Be a good opportunity to talk about everyone behind their backs 
Select to expand quoteobct said..
Be a good opportunity to talk about everyone behind their backs
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..obct said..
Be a good opportunity to talk about everyone behind their backs
What are you laughing at Mac?
You're usually the first and the last one we talk about
Select to expand quoteobct said..Macaha said..obct said..
Be a good opportunity to talk about everyone behind their backs
What are you laughing at Mac?
You're usually the first and the last one we talk about
Select to expand quoteobct said..
You've convinced me pup, I'm also going to attempt to have a surf while I'm there, now I just need to work out which cases of wine and which types of beer I leave at home to fit the board in.
BTW, Vanders, I've got meetings up in Brizzy on Wednesday and Thursday, are you in town for lunch at your office I'll probably be staying overnight at that club anyway.
Be a good opportunity to talk about everyone behind their backs
Well if you do not bring your board Obs you will be HarrietHeadjob for 3 days bitch for all of us I got first dibs 
Select to expand quoteobct said..
What are you laughing at Mac?
You're usually the first and the last one we talk about
I'm out, we're all out.
We all work for the same person (me) and work has not aligned.
I would be the only one possible to attend.
And I've found a board I really want to buy (need to buy) in Adelaide on Gumtree that I don't trust without going to get it myself.
And the wife fancies a trip to Adelaide and back along the coast.
Much as OBCT's planning appeals, and the lure of warm water as we head south of 18 degrees begs, not this time.
Enjoy the weekend
Select to expand quoteNozza said..
I'm out, we're all out.
We all work for the same person (me) and work has not aligned.
I would be the only one possible to attend.
And I've found a board I really want to buy (need to buy) in Adelaide on Gumtree that I don't trust without going to get it myself.
And the wife fancies a trip to Adelaide and back along the coast.
Much as OBCT's planning appeals, and the lure of warm water as we head south of 18 degrees begs, not this time.
Enjoy the weekend
Bloody hell, Nozza, I held great hopes of your participation fostering a new era of goodwill and cooperation between paddlers and longboarders. (Actually I was hoping for carnage, but still, it would have been interesting. )
Well ... I feel this trip could be all time ..hoping the swell will build to better than 2ft pleeeeeaaaase. The stories will be bigger.
I am concerned though, I am suffering from QAS (quiver anxiety syndrome).
With all the frothers, board-ho's, wax heads, legends etc attending this weekend, I feel my quiver may not meet expectations ... bit like that date with "hot chick".
You see, I have only 2 long boards, one I bought 7 years ago and another some 5 years ago. Both are well ridden, well used (again bit like that "hot chick"
) and enjoyed (again bit like the "hot chick"), but will they measure up on the weekend??????
It seems in looking at what be there on the weekend I may suffer with
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Volume
OMG ..... Its like being 16 again on your "first real date" ......
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It Sunday night, swell is on the rise, I have been stuck at home all day, Im bored... sooooooo bring on the waves
Select to expand quoteMcGuane said..Nozza said..
I'm out, we're all out.
We all work for the same person (me) and work has not aligned.
I would be the only one possible to attend.
And I've found a board I really want to buy (need to buy) in Adelaide on Gumtree that I don't trust without going to get it myself.
And the wife fancies a trip to Adelaide and back along the coast.
Much as OBCT's planning appeals, and the lure of warm water as we head south of 18 degrees begs, not this time.
Enjoy the weekend
Bloody hell, Nozza, I held great hopes of your participation fostering a new era of goodwill and cooperation between paddlers and longboarders. (Actually I was hoping for carnage, but still, it would have been interesting. )
Goodwill and cooperation I think we have.
Carnage would have been guaranteed.
You lot may be safer without me attempting to pilot my 12' gun at the shore.
Next time / next year / more planning a definite.
Ah doesn't matter what ya bring Climber,as long as you have fun just like ya did with that" hot chick"...
Bit of a shame Nozza
would have been good to catch up,not to worry ya gotta do what ya gotta do,there'll be plenty more I'm sure!...
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Ah doesn't matter what ya bring Climber,as long as you have fun just like ya did with that" hot chick"...
Bit of a shame Nozzawould have been good to catch up,not to worry ya gotta do what ya gotta do,there'll be plenty more I'm sure!...
So Al G .... its a bit like, no matter how the ride was , as long as your smiling the end
Select to expand quoteclimber said..Al G said..
Ah doesn't matter what ya bring Climber,as long as you have fun just like ya did with that" hot chick"...
Bit of a shame Nozzawould have been good to catch up,not to worry ya gotta do what ya gotta do,there'll be plenty more I'm sure!...
So Al G .... its a bit like, no matter how the ride was , as long as your smiling the end
YepMy 9'3" is nearly 18 years old,haha!
Select to expand quoteAl G said..climber said..Al G said..
Ah doesn't matter what ya bring Climber,as long as you have fun just like ya did with that" hot chick"...
Bit of a shame Nozzawould have been good to catch up,not to worry ya gotta do what ya gotta do,there'll be plenty more I'm sure!...
So Al G .... its a bit like, no matter how the ride was , as long as your smiling the end
YepMy 9'3" is nearly 18 years old,haha!
From the photos I've seen that's about the same age as your mrs isn't it Al?
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And that's a compliment to her by the way.
Select to expand quotevanders1 said..obct said..
I have a question, Given the number of correspondences we've had relating to the various activities
Eating
Drinking
Eating Italian sausage
Eating sausage without the Italian attached
Perving
Snoring
Farting
BullSh!tting
And given the number of known and potential mental and physical maladies that appear to afflict many of us
Bad backs
Bad shoulders
Bad knees
Bad attitudes
Early onset dementia
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Various coughs, colds, sore holes, moles and pimples on the dicky
Do you think I should bother bringing a board up with me, it's 10 foot long and a real pain to lug around
Sounds like I made a great choice planning on tenting it given all those issues. 
Are you CAMPing Vanders?
There's a chance I'll be there. Not because you're camping btw.....
Select to expand quoteMichaelR said..vanders1 said..obct said..
I have a question, Given the number of correspondences we've had relating to the various activities
Eating
Drinking
Eating Italian sausage
Eating sausage without the Italian attached
Perving
Snoring
Farting
BullSh!tting
And given the number of known and potential mental and physical maladies that appear to afflict many of us
Bad backs
Bad shoulders
Bad knees
Bad attitudes
Early onset dementia
Irritable Bowel Syndrome
Various coughs, colds, sore holes, moles and pimples on the dicky
Do you think I should bother bringing a board up with me, it's 10 foot long and a real pain to lug around
Sounds like I made a great choice planning on tenting it given all those issues.
Are you CAMPing Vanders?
There's a chance I'll be there. Not because you're camping btw.....
Yeah mate, you know there's always room in my tent for you , I know last time you were complaining OB's wagon was a bit cramped for both of you.
Don't trust him Vanders, you'll wake up with 2 bob in your hand and a sore arse hole
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Don't trust him Vanders, you'll wake up with 2 bob in your hand and a sore arse hole
geez only 2 bob hmmmmmm well it's better than a Cameron Diaz hairdo & spitting out hairballs I suppose
Select to expand quotevanders1 said..Al G said..climber said..Al G said..
Ah doesn't matter what ya bring Climber,as long as you have fun just like ya did with that" hot chick"...
Bit of a shame Nozzawould have been good to catch up,not to worry ya gotta do what ya gotta do,there'll be plenty more I'm sure!...
So Al G .... its a bit like, no matter how the ride was , as long as your smiling the end
YepMy 9'3" is nearly 18 years old,haha!
From the photos I've seen that's about the same age as your mrs isn't it Al?
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And that's a compliment to her by the way.
Umm,what photos?...
Look fellas I'm having second thoughts about this trip after Vanders sent me this picture of Obct entering the line up.
I reckon that is an imposter Obs only shaves his legs up to knees and he has an arse Tat of the vary rare Guadalupe Gerbil on his left cheek
You're wrong again pup, I actually have pics of the group ABBA tattooed across my bum cheeks, the 2 dudes on the left side and the chics on the right side.
As a tribute to one of their great hits, SOS, when I spread my arse cheeks, there's an "S" on the right hand side and an "S" on the left hand side, the "O" was not needed 
Ps. very handy in an emergency
I can't take credit for someone else's joke, this is where I got the idea for the SOS gag.
And oddly enough, the tag in the toon is the same expression that climber posted
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You're wrong again pup, I actually have pics of the group ABBA tattooed across my bum cheeks, the 2 dudes on the left side and the chics on the right side.
As a tribute to one of their great hits, SOS, when I spread my arse cheeks, there's an "S" on the right hand side and an "S" on the left hand side, the "O" was not needed
Ps. very handy in an emergency
Better than Dancing Queen geez
Select to expand quotethePup said..obct said..
You're wrong again pup, I actually have pics of the group ABBA tattooed across my bum cheeks, the 2 dudes on the left side and the chics on the right side.
As a tribute to one of their great hits, SOS, when I spread my arse cheeks, there's an "S" on the right hand side and an "S" on the left hand side, the "O" was not needed
Ps. very handy in an emergency
Better than Dancing Queen geez
This trip has me .........
