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People you'd like to punch

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Created by SP > 9 months ago, 13 Mar 2012
SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 6:27AM
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obct said...

Swingers, not the rooting kind, I mean the driving/turning the corner kind!

You must have struck them at some time? They think they are driving a dirty big 18 wheeler semi trailer when all they're driving is a farty little Corolla or something similar.

They swing way out to the opposite Side of the road before they either turn into a drive or even worse, any corner, right or left.

You're right behind them and you see their blinker going to the right for ages, you see there's plenty of room on the left side of them so you start to move over to the side to get around them and all of a sudden the fktards swing way to the left to get around a corner that the friggn titanic would not have a problem with.

It's not so much that I want to punch them in the head, it's more a case of wanting to take a one sixteenth scale model of a real semi trailer and shove it us their arses, sans lube.





Haha I do this to people when they annoy me, glad it works

Next on the list that andrew o'keefe, he should be given a swift one to the head, maybe we could line up the deal or no deal girls and each one can walk past and give him a quick one to crotch

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 6:34AM
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chrispychru said...

nice threadtracey,wow mate,love too make her gag...oops choke on,well



I have a solution Chrispy, best of both worlds... Old favourite the donkey punch . That's on urban dictionary to SMH, glad you liked feeding the horse

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
14 Mar 2012 9:35AM
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SP said...

chrispychru said...

nice threadtracey,wow mate,love too make her gag...oops choke on,well



I have a solution Chrispy, best of both worlds... Old favourite the donkey punch . That's on urban dictionary to SMH, glad you liked feeding the horse


good compromise sp oh and clive palmer the fat so and so

smh
NSW, 7269 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:23PM
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Dermot Brereton.

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
14 Mar 2012 9:35AM
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This thread is funny

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 9:43AM
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I saw Sally fitzgibbon and Bethany hamilton going for a surf this morning... I would like to punch a hole in either of them...

I took some photos for uncle Weiry and bulldog pup, I'll put them up later but lets say professional women's surfing has a new fan, especially in warm climates oh and before I forget carissa more has huge boobs.. and rips.. They all do.

Ted the Kiwi
NSW, 14256 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:51PM
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SP said...
I would like to punch holes in either of them...


Fixed it for ya SP.

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
14 Mar 2012 11:55AM
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i also want to punch the little man that works in my computer, he wiped my essay after i saved it[}:)]

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 9:58AM
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Don't turn it off... Chrisp... I'll get some info how you can recover... Reply and give me a sec


If not.. Mate turn on auto save it will re save every 20 mins or so...

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 10:00AM
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Did you save it at least once ?

Try searching your computer for most recent documents, sorted by date.

If not... Hang on just getting my Lappy into word.

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:03PM
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thanks for trying sp. its goooooonnneee FMD hoping the lady who i get to do all my writing and putting on usb and all that will save me from this c0ck up looks i will be over your way pup and doggie if i ever finish this

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:04PM
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its cool i just punched myself

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 10:08AM
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Ahhh that's **** try this anyway, if you have 2010 word it will auto save

Search for recover unsaved version in the help menu.

but try this first.. Open word then....
click on file,
Recent
Recover unsaved docs

Then click open and the files should be there... Then save it..

Good luck

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 10:12AM
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chrispychru said...

its cool i just punched myself


Yeah the little man only does what he is told.

As I said turn on autosave it save these **** ups. Soon as you open it will save a copy and always update it, so if your puter crashes or you have a Ming moment you are are safe..

I learnt the hard way about backing up I think it was 10,000 odd words..

Also buy a USB and chuck that in every once in a while back up to that, will give you two copies if one eggs out.

As a final resort, save it to an email and send it your own email address when you finish.

But the things above just really remind you to save it

Anyway girls round of 48 starts soon so i'm off for a creep
How good are holidays.. Had a few nice long lefts, on a local reef this morning only 2ft but still good fun, or and the best thing 1 other guy who was struggling so I had my pick

And thanks Ted

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
14 Mar 2012 1:13PM
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chrispychru said...

i also want to punch the little man that works in my computer, he wiped my essay after i saved it[}:)]

Chrispy you must get a stick and save what you are doing every half hour or so and email your essay to yourself. I have just finished a 1500 word literature review on post operative pain management it was as exciting as drilling holes in ya head with a cordless I would be devastated to lose it I also email my stuff to my mum in case the house burns down I am sad for your loss
Boof


Edit SP beat me to it, staying on track I will punch my mum in the head if she loses my emails

obct
NSW, 3487 posts
14 Mar 2012 1:31PM
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SP said...

I saw Sally fitzgibbon and Bethany hamilton going for a surf this morning... I would like to punch a hole in either of them...

I took some photos for uncle Weiry and bulldog pup, I'll put them up later but lets say professional women's surfing has a new fan, especially in warm climates oh and before I forget carissa more has huge boobs.. and rips.. They all do.




And they could finish you off with a 15 finger hand job

Okay, okay, I know that was in very poor taste, but would you expect anything less from me

surferstu
1011 posts
14 Mar 2012 10:40AM
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Eddie mcguire

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
14 Mar 2012 1:45PM
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surferstu said...

Eddie mcguire

+1 wait for the 15 secs sorry i dont know the answer Eddie but lock this in SMACK

CMC
QLD, 3954 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:59PM
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No questions my brother in law.

I've been waiting for quite a while for him to provoke me while close enough so that the family forgives me....

Oh, and anyone who doesn't say 'thankyou' when I do something for them. Let them in on the road, open a door, let them walk first or whatever. My nice gesture could so easily be replaced with a punch as I am yet to find a way to take back doing something good for someone without being asked and then having no thanks for it. HOW HARD IS IT?? It won't even cost you anything.... Pricks.

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
14 Mar 2012 2:08PM
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Benny Hinn minister preacher faith healer,

Oh ****e Oh Fark Benny you have healed me I can walk again I can use my arms here take all my money SMACK

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 11:56AM
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CMC said...

No questions my brother in law.

I've been waiting for quite a while for him to provoke me while close enough so that the family forgives me....

Oh, and anyone who doesn't say 'thankyou' when I do something for them. Let them in on the road, open a door, let them walk first or whatever. My nice gesture could so easily be replaced with a punch as I am yet to find a way to take back doing something good for someone without being asked and then having no thanks for it. HOW HARD IS IT?? It won't even cost you anything.... Pricks.



Don't start me CMC, had an issue with the same recently and ready to get someone to go through his window in the middle of the night wearing riding leathers helmet and a baseball bat.. then I can deny It was me

But on a good note just snuck in another hour on a little right handlers before the wind came up, great fun and awesome vibe in the water, everyone happy hooting and getting heaps of waves.. Oh total crowd of about 8



OB.. I had to think for a second but good work, smutty and offensive .

SP
10979 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:01PM
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Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???

obct
NSW, 3487 posts
14 Mar 2012 3:09PM
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SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???



I think the suits became so impregnated with stale BO and long forgotten farts, they became unusable

towball
4627 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:25PM
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That'll be doggie then

SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???


doggie
WA, 15849 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:31PM
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obct said...

SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???



I think the suits became so impregnated with stale BO and long forgotten farts, they became unusable




Or they got punched too much already

chrispychru
QLD, 7932 posts
14 Mar 2012 2:34PM
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SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???


ha, a friend and i ended up in the papers for stripping one of this backpacker at the steps of town hall station, we then used that suit for everything so i will assume my mate and i were not the only kids that would have done it. they already been punched

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:35PM
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towball said...

That'll be doggie then
SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???





Mac already wants to punch me

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
14 Mar 2012 3:37PM
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towball said...

That'll be doggie then
SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???




I worked with 2 big Maori fellas years ago in Sydney CBD putting up roof safety rail on high rises, we were at the lights and a Koala suit came up asking for money with a bucket, Marvin the biggest Maori threw a pair of sunnies in the bucket that was missing one lens and said "here ya go bro knock yaself out" the koala stood there with his bumhole snapped shut to funny

boofy
NSW, 2110 posts
14 Mar 2012 3:38PM
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doggie said...

towball said...

That'll be doggie then
SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???





Mac already wants to punch me

Doggie you havent punched anyone yet

doggie
WA, 15849 posts
14 Mar 2012 12:48PM
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boofy said...

doggie said...

towball said...

That'll be doggie then
SP said...

Anyone in a mascot or animal suit is fair game...

What ever happened to those wilderness koalas???





Mac already wants to punch me

Doggie you havent punched anyone yet




Na I said Ponting, first post.



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