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Created by SP > 9 months ago, 13 Mar 2012
chrispychru

chrispychru

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15 Mar 2012 7:45PM
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^^^^^my pleasure to join in on that idea locky

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15 Mar 2012 7:44PM
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Locky24 said...

62mac said...

Me sound asleep and at 1 am my 19 year old son came and woke me, he heard the side gate open and foot steps,we armed up and rushed out the back,nobody kicking around,get home from work and a side window has been worked over.

The guy down the road said there's been a few of late.


That SUCKS
Mac, hope the little scum sucking rentboy doesn't come back.
Nothing pisses me off more than some asshole breaking into your house and taking what's yours.
If these little turds want something, get a bloody job!
If the little piss ant does come back and you catch him, this is what you do IMO.
Zip tie/ tape him up to a chair in the shed, ring the boys, put on a crap load of piss and a barbie and let nature take its course
I would be glad to drive the 2 hours down to help.
And if you ever do get caught you just use the same excuse these little cum stain's use when they get caught. ( I was to drunk and don't remember )

Besides that I'd like to punch the dick winders that invented the crap they call reality TV...




I want photos, Lacey style.. On the BBQ....

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smh

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15 Mar 2012 10:52PM
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TOM CRUISE ................WHACK !!

chrispychru

chrispychru

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15 Mar 2012 10:55PM
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oprah winfrey, love tou punch her in the big fat pie hole

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smh

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16 Mar 2012 12:23AM
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chrispychru said...

oprah winfrey, love tou punch her in the big fat pie hole


She's going to make another come back. It's like recycled toilet paper.... f@rk not again !!

SP

SP

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16 Mar 2012 4:00PM
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Anyone that says longboards cant do turns... It's not the board it's operator error, maybe you can't surf as good as you thought...

doggie

doggie

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16 Mar 2012 4:26PM
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SP said...

Anyone that says longboards cant do turns... It's not the board it's operator error, maybe you can't surf as good as you thought...


If ya wanna do a turn by a 6,3

SP

SP

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16 Mar 2012 4:31PM
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Ha ha...typical SBr response

People who sell boards and don't put the dimensions up

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smh

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16 Mar 2012 8:51PM
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doggie said...

SP said...

Anyone that says longboards cant do turns... It's not the board it's operator error, maybe you can't surf as good as you thought...


If ya wanna do a turn by a 6,3


Some years back I was stressing over a 6'3 I ordered because I was coming off a 6'0.
It won't turn or what am I going to do if it goes like a log.

doggie

doggie

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16 Mar 2012 5:54PM
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smh said...

doggie said...

SP said...

Anyone that says longboards cant do turns... It's not the board it's operator error, maybe you can't surf as good as you thought...


If ya wanna do a turn by a 6,3


Some years back I was stressing over a 6'3 I ordered because I was coming off a 6'0.
It won't turn or what am I going to do if it goes like a log.


I used to get freaked out by my 6,8 thinking I couldnt turn it but in the juice it was awesome

doggie

doggie

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16 Mar 2012 5:55PM
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SP said...

Ha ha...typical SBr response



What else would you expect

Going home see yas Monday

Locky24

Locky24

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16 Mar 2012 8:54PM
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What about little turds that work in board stores that treat everyone more than 2 years older than them like gumby's or try to sell you a board that is way to small or way to thin.

I am 6'4" and 120 KG and just a few weeks ago went into one such shop.
The kid tried to sell me a 6'4" x 19 1/2 x 2 1/2. And was trying to convince me it would float me.
WTF !!
I know its not OK but some times I would like to give some of these little grubs a stinger around the back of the ear.
And its not the first time this has happened either.
How many of you out there has this happened to also

chrispychru

chrispychru

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16 Mar 2012 8:55PM
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sp for giving the bloody footy scores away[}:)]

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SP

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16 Mar 2012 7:01PM
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Na it's not even half time ... Well just past..


But **** sorry didn't even think I deleted the other one and have punched myself in the head and crotch..

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16 Mar 2012 10:04PM
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Locky24 said...

What about little turds that work in board stores that treat everyone more than 2 years older than them like gumby's or try to sell you a board that is way to small or way to thin.

I am 6'4" and 120 KG and just a few weeks ago went into one such shop.
The kid tried to sell me a 6'4" x 19 1/2 x 2 1/2. And was trying to convince me it would float me.
WTF !!
I know its not OK but some times I would like to give some of these little grubs a stinger around the back of the ear.
And its not the first time this has happened either.
How many of you out there has this happened to also




Plenty of them around. Maybe it's your hairstyle Locky. My young bloke gives that to me " what could you possibly know you don't even have any hair "

62mac

62mac

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16 Mar 2012 7:19PM
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Locky24 said...

What about little turds that work in board stores that treat everyone more than 2 years older than them like gumby's or try to sell you a board that is way to small or way to thin.

I am 6'4" and 120 KG and just a few weeks ago went into one such shop.
The kid tried to sell me a 6'4" x 19 1/2 x 2 1/2. And was trying to convince me it would float me.
WTF !!
I know its not OK but some times I would like to give some of these little grubs a stinger around the back of the ear.
And its not the first time this has happened either.
How many of you out there has this happened to also




A bet like I rolled into the QS Cairns store last night and this over weight chick said hey mate,I was thinking her next words were,hey have a surf today but fk this is Cairns and then she said nice tan you got going are you a boatie then I point to my legrope nude white ankle,like fk off bitch,a surf shop were there is no surf fk off bitch

Locky24

Locky24

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16 Mar 2012 9:26PM
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62mac said...

Locky24 said...

What about little turds that work in board stores that treat everyone more than 2 years older than them like gumby's or try to sell you a board that is way to small or way to thin.

I am 6'4" and 120 KG and just a few weeks ago went into one such shop.
The kid tried to sell me a 6'4" x 19 1/2 x 2 1/2. And was trying to convince me it would float me.
WTF !!
I know its not OK but some times I would like to give some of these little grubs a stinger around the back of the ear.
And its not the first time this has happened either.
How many of you out there has this happened to also




A bet like I rolled into the QS Cairns store last night and this over weight chick said hey mate,I was thinking her next words were,hey have a surf today but fk this is Cairns and then she said nice tan you got going are you a boatie then I point to my legrope nude white ankle,like fk off bitch,a surf shop were there is no surf fk off bitch

I think there is even a surf shop in Alice Springs.

chrispychru

chrispychru

QLD, 7932 posts
16 Mar 2012 9:29PM
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Locky24 said...

62mac said...

Locky24 said...

What about little turds that work in board stores that treat everyone more than 2 years older than them like gumby's or try to sell you a board that is way to small or way to thin.

I am 6'4" and 120 KG and just a few weeks ago went into one such shop.
The kid tried to sell me a 6'4" x 19 1/2 x 2 1/2. And was trying to convince me it would float me.
WTF !!
I know its not OK but some times I would like to give some of these little grubs a stinger around the back of the ear.
And its not the first time this has happened either.
How many of you out there has this happened to also




A bet like I rolled into the QS Cairns store last night and this over weight chick said hey mate,I was thinking her next words were,hey have a surf today but fk this is Cairns and then she said nice tan you got going are you a boatie then I point to my legrope nude white ankle,like fk off bitch,a surf shop were there is no surf fk off bitch

I think there is even a surf shop in Alice Springs.



fark when i lived in sydney, one of the biggest money making surf shops was in parramatta ffs wtf fmd

62mac

62mac

WA, 24860 posts
16 Mar 2012 7:37PM
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Kisses to all who work at City Beach nob stores.com.fu

Locky24

Locky24

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16 Mar 2012 9:44PM
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62mac said...

Kisses to all who work at City Beach nob stores.com.fu


fk me, mac I nearly wet myself, Legend

weiry

weiry

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16 Mar 2012 9:53PM
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chrispychru said...

sp for giving the bloody footy scores away[}:)]


chrispy we have to gang tackle SP and crow peck him to death , Why, well he did a nothing post last night now the footy scores WTF

weiry

weiry

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16 Mar 2012 9:57PM
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can't seem to find city beach nob stores.com.fu

SP

SP

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16 Mar 2012 8:03PM
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The nothing thread has developed nicely, but yeah the footy thing was a shocker considering I can see the the fireworks that went off out my window

But it was only half time

SP

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16 Mar 2012 8:06PM
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then I point to my legrope nude white ankle,like fk off bitch,a surf shop were there is no surf fk off bitch


62mac

62mac

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16 Mar 2012 8:08PM
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SP said...

The nothing thread has developed nicely, but yeah the footy thing was a shocker considering I can see the the fireworks that went off out my window

But it was only half time



We will let you slide this time mate




Hope you learn from your mistakes tho[}:)]

chrispychru

chrispychru

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16 Mar 2012 10:26PM
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realised you were newy mate. i got scared there when i was a kid. some mental guy escape from morriset? and decided newy was a great place to go nuts

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16 Mar 2012 8:41PM
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Weiry...

Our 9.30 game is the broncs and knights... You're only saving grace is the knights lost

But I deserved it... And im sure Chrispy will have something to say... See you in October, go Tiges

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SP

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16 Mar 2012 8:42PM
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chrispychru said...

realised you were newy mate. i got scared there when i was a kid. some mental guy escape from morriset? and decided newy was a great place to go nuts


Mate he wasn't even a patient, that just how they breed them out that way

weiry

weiry

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16 Mar 2012 10:46PM
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SP said...

Weiry...

Our 9.30 game is the broncs and knights... You're only saving grace is the knights lost

But I deserved it... And im sure Chrispy will have something to say... See you in October, go Tiges


Oh SH!T LOL choked on my bundy then

weiry

weiry

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16 Mar 2012 10:48PM
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newguy congratulations your on the list


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