Some day she may be able to lift a Volvo with her Vulva or a Morris Major with her Majora, so she's practicing by attempting to lift a little runt with her.......!!!!!? oh, never mind 
...... 
..... geez by the time that girl had finished with you .... the old Burt Tockley would resemble a German Krakowurst run over by a truck 
...... oh and good morning get a big fat ripe Mango up youse 
Ha ha ha
Reminds me of a old joke about what is the difference between a midget conman and a dirty hooker..
One is a cunning runt the other has a runny....
Towball almost pretending he has sore throat and can't speak........but yes the Jack was there Monday morning :)
amazing and exciting news (at least for me and towball) some swell is a-coming......I for one have been surfing pathetically tiny little ripples
www.marineweather.co.nz/forecasts/makorori-point
Select to expand quotesmh said...SP said..
Not frothing...
Fuming...
Today Sucks arse..
Why ?
You know it's just one of those days....
Nothing major just everything seems to be a pain in the arse.
And to be honest..
I'd rather just be at the beach...
Nothing at the beach anyway SP. it's small and windy. Sent you a pm to cheer you up 
This also put a smile on my face..
Odd Todd...
www.theinertia.com/surf/odd-todd-a-true-northern-california-underground-legend/
Morning all not much happening here today...ho hum another day of small and onshore here
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..
Weekend vibes good morning
Good morning to you, tell me, was that shot taken at the famous Newport Wedge 
It looks like the wedge to me
Select to expand quoteMacaha said..
Weekend vibes good morning
OHHHHHHHH Myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
A bit of size at makorori today.......paddled over from makorori car park to the point in the dark......caught some quite nice lumpy and bumpy overhead waves.
The knee boarder said it was absolute crap.....but he had to say that as he hadn't even taken his board to the beach
the knee boarder is getting a bit paranoid as each time he goes to pay for his coffee at the café someone has already paid for it
he suspects a happy person (gay) is lusting after his chiseled features
and now this.....a declaration of love .....spray painted on the road side quite spooky really
Select to expand quoteGizzieNZ said..
Two Peep and a sheep
Bloody kiwis have sunk to new levels of perversion, not only is the dude attempting to crouch down behind that poor animal, the chic is helping to hold him steady 
You aussies......always bitter and twisted that us kiwis can train a sheep to stand on a surfboard
and you have a zero success rate with kangaroos
Select to expand quoteGizzieNZ said..
You aussies......always bitter and twisted that us kiwis can train a sheep to stand on a surfboard
and you have a zero success rate with kangaroos
Yeah well a bit of artistic license there Ted......looks a bit like a sheep but is actually a dog
