Good Farking Morning to you horde of Frothers ...... get a good long whiffo of wickedness & have a sweet day
Good Morning Mister Towballus ...... our main man from Enzed has returnethed
....... Oh and good morning to the rest of us mere mortals ......... Prez Asea get an Avocado up you
You could do worse SB. We have got 25 knot ENE and 4 foot of swell but absolute crap everywhere.
Nothing wrong with 666ing, you just have to pick your place and time.
Good morning prople.
ET.
Could be worse and be stuck in the big smoke in a strategy meeting and no hope of surfing for a few days
Could be worse and be stuck in the big smoke in a strategy meeting and no hope of surfing for a few days
pfffffftttt blow it Ted ..... you only live once , you will never surf this day again now if you don't
Good Morning Mister Towballus ...... our main man from Enzed has returnethed
....... Oh and good morning to the rest of us mere mortals ......... Prez Asea get an Avocado up you
Morning frothers...... On money Pup...... Mango season all but done over here. Time to change fruit..... Good call??
Godfather Asea is the Prez Climbs ..... He does the wanting then we do the finding ..... you would not believe what I have to procure for his Lordship geez those Goldie groupie chicks of his have some strange kinks brother
Godfather Asea is the Prez Climbs ..... He does the wanting then we do the finding ..... you would not believe what I have to procure for his Lordship geez those Goldie groupie chicks of his have some strange kinks brother
gold
Will be on my way over very very very soon Prez ..... leave the back door open & the piss must be cold
oh and leave the key to the Porn shed under that Potplant , I'll get into yer stash of Groupies quicker than a racehorse goanna on EPO ..... yeeehaaaaa
Good morning troopers,its been p1ssing down here the past couple of days the surf is a mess,is it still raining up north boys?
Blew a Gale all night and pissed down.
Awoke to a couple of trees down wind has stopped and so has the rain.
Think we are in for more though.
Oh yeah. Good morning.
ET
Morning champions ..... apply the following tried , true and faultless formula .........rain , wind , Friday & shizz waves = Bevvies + Footy
Hey Maka ha ha ha ha hard on ..... get an eggplant up you
We have so needed this rain....but this freakn onshore gale is passing me off...they say nw for tomorrow
Enjoy the world before the world enjoys you
Thanks for the rain much needed but on the other side I can't get to work due to roads flooded what a bummer
Good morning troopers,its been p1ssing down here the past couple of days the surf is a mess,is it still raining up north boys?
Another drop last night mac, the day is looking good , and a big Yeeeeew as the biulders rocked up to work on my extension out the back, it's Friday, there is still swell in the water, and I'm still frothing about the wave I got yesterday, I think its karma , after I gave a nice donation to the be brave and shave crew, I kept on saying to the little spunk at work ... What are you shaving ? She smiled and said.. I wax that... She made a dirty old man very happy.
Good morning troopers,its been p1ssing down here the past couple of days the surf is a mess,is it still raining up north boys?
Another drop last night mac, the day is looking good , and a big Yeeeeew as the biulders rocked up to work on my extension out the back, it's Friday, there is still swell in the water, and I'm still frothing about the wave I got yesterday, I think its karma , after I gave a nice donation to the be brave and shave crew, I kept on saying to the little spunk at work ... What are you shaving ? So she said ... I wax that... She made a dirty old man very happy.
piebaldness Mister Weiry awesomeness .... geez I am quite chuffed with that one ..... pie baldness mmmmmm piessssssss
Thanks for the rain much needed but on the other side I can't get to work due to roads flooded what a bummer
Geez that's a real pisser Prez ...... ahhh well more time to make sure those juicy Greenroom Porterhouse steaks with 4 legs on them in ya backyard are tender for our big cook up whoooooooooooooooooo's ya daddy
Thanks for the rain much needed but on the other side I can't get to work due to roads flooded what a bummer
Geez that's a real pisser Prez ...... ahhh well more time to make sure those juicy Greenroom Porterhouse steaks with 4 legs on them in ya backyard are tender for our big cook up whoooooooooooooooooo's ya daddy
Pup,I think he should start off with something easy...like chooks that lay eggs....oh they don't do that either
Surfing lesson anyone
Thanks for the rain much needed but on the other side I can't get to work due to roads flooded what a bummer
Geez that's a real pisser Prez ...... ahhh well more time to make sure those juicy Greenroom Porterhouse steaks with 4 legs on them in ya backyard are tender for our big cook up whoooooooooooooooooo's ya daddy
Pup,I think he should start off with something easy...like chooks that lay eggs....oh they don't do that either
Surfing lesson anyone
hahaha geez ..... well that pic isn't in WA champion coz there aint 34 Shepherd shirtlifter rafts in sight
Good morning troopers,its been p1ssing down here the past couple of days the surf is a mess,is it still raining up north boys?
Another drop last night mac, the day is looking good , and a big Yeeeeew as the biulders rocked up to work on my extension out the back, it's Friday, there is still swell in the water, and I'm still frothing about the wave I got yesterday, I think its karma , after I gave a nice donation to the be brave and shave crew, I kept on saying to the little spunk at work ... What are you shaving ? She smiled and said.. I wax that... She made a dirty old man very happy.
Pup i thought you would like that
Say ...... good farking morning oh effervescent ones ..... may your cocks be hard , your stoke be true & your froth be unlimited ...... other than that ..... well get several mangoes up youse
Good Morning you unrestrained , unfettered & undeniable farking champions of the Greeny ...... hope ya day is wicked
A short prayer will follow ......
Godfather Asea who art on the Farm
Bless us this wicked day
With waves like A- Frames
And smoking hot chickybabes aplenty
Forever and a GODDARD , CLEARWATER , MILLER , TOLHURST or McTavish
Ah - Farking - men
Yeeeehaaaa get a mango up youse
Morning
No
As a matter'o'fact, I feel quite cheerfull this mourning