...and then the driving instructor says "sooo, can you make a u-turn?" and I says "no, but I can make her eyes water...!"
Figuring the title of 'World's Fastest Indian' was taken, Stevo figured he would try for 'World's fastest Merino'.
In the old days, fast-food wasn't so fast, and it could take quite a long time for a delivery. As can be seen here with the first home-delivery lamb chop franchise.
All i said to the sales guy is I like the bike so much i think i wanta sleep in it. How was i to know he was hard off hearing.
As Dick Dastardly had taken the dog, his brother George had to take the pet sheep as codriver in The Wacky Races.
Due to the sheep's erratic, aromatic and copious defaecation they became known as ****, shat and double shat.
1960's Russian kids' TV show done with plasticine characters
" Seåôîäèn the Sheep "
Eugene was secretly pleased that no one could taunt him anymore for going out with any dogs although he was unsure of how to broach her on the subject of waxing as she seemed pretty attached to her hirsute complexion.
During the second world war, Hitler used a number of ingenious disguises to avoid detection.
The Nazis experimented with sheep guided missiles for a while, but finding one with good eye-sight was always a problem.
Guiseppe was so proud of his holiday pickup in Thailand.... until his mates told him it was actually a wether
. Could easily get a hoof and foot in each one...
