Caption Competition - End Sunday 24th

I noticed some sharp wits around so I propose a weekly caption competition. You know, add a funny caption for a photograph.

- Vote by clicking the thumbs-up/thumbs-down thingies.
- Winner gets to pick the next image.

Week #1



(I'd add a caption myself but I'm still cracking up just looking at it, I'll do later)
Early signs of dementia can be as innocent as forgetting your harness.

This is just bitchin, Mabel.

OR

Now where am I suppose to connect my kite.

You call that a wave? Back in my day we had waves 10 times that size and they were considered small! Now here... have some of my viagra and HTFU!

Sideshow ride operator "HEY! grampa! Get off the board and give the kids a turn!"
Grandpa "I CANT! My replacement hip has siezed, my knee reconstruction has cramped and my humpback has swollen.
@#$% Cecil!"

After years of shouting "Get off my lawn!" to young hoodlums, Grandpa finally decides to give them some of their own medicine.

contrary to popular belief, there was no white light at the end of the tunnel, just one big frothing barrell

when I said I want to go to the green room, I meant the toilet at the home.

and a one, and a two .... I'm singin in the barrel, just singin in the barrel ....

Some elderly folk wait in line for their pension cheque but Bill can usually be found waiting in the line up.

this dementia is great.I'm I know I'm really lying in bed getting a sponge bath from "that bikini nurse".

This isn't my WAND. Its a WALKING STICK. How the f'k am I gonna get out of THIS??!!.

How come he can keep his shoes dry??

bah, you whippersnappers with your carbon kite bars, my trusty walking stick does just fine.

this next trick's gonna be UNHOOKED!! ya watchin? ya watchin?

Bloody hell..It's along time between sets

Here comes the wind.