'looks like it's pickin up! this ol walkin stick aint gonna cut it, im heading in for my zimmer frame!'
lean forward and bend these knees and i should be able to flip the damn sail if i could just see it...
OUTA THE WAY! ya pill popping hip hopping young upstarts ! This is GEORGES WAVE !! and buy some pants that FIT ya mumble grumble ......
He sat down to watch the DVDs he'd picked up in Thailand. There was something not quite right about his copy of "The Windsurfing Movie".
Kudos to Abe Simpson,
"One trick is to tell em stories that don’t go anywhere - like the time I caught the ferry over to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe, so, I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on ‘em. “Give me five bees for a quarter,” you’d say. Now where were we? Oh yeah - the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn’t have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones…"
Desmond misunderstood when the doctor said he would be connected to tubes if he refused his medicine.
Week #1
The grandkids could never understand why grandpa was always so tired when he returned from his visit to the 'bowling club'...
Week #1
Norman thought he would pay back the local young kids for stealing his wheel chair, but when it came down to it in the end he was hooked...
oops.......not a good time for that to happen....
that's HARD CORE!! i know this coz i got me a watch
As time went by Arancine became older and more deluded. Haunted by a morbid fear of spiders the aging dish pig escaped to a world of fantastic abandon, a world of carnival and sideshow, a world where his mean and circumscribed existence morphed into the fabulous world of the porn star. As the over-endowed Pene Gelati he strutted before the blue screen to the simpering blandishments of wanton women the world over. Such was the unique power of his delusion that it became listed in the DSM as Aranoia, a condition of profound sexual delusion seen mainly in adolescent males. "Was that a take?" he uttered to no one in particular.
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FINAL RESULTS:
We have a close tie:
knot board
Some elderly folk wait in line for their pension cheque but Bill can usually be found waiting in the line up.
&
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Desmond misunderstood when the doctor said he would be connected to tubes if he refused his medicine.
Congratulations knot board. Now you have the honour of selecting a new image.
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COWABUNGA !
