I noticed some sharp wits around so I propose a weekly caption competition. You know, add a funny caption for a photograph.
- Vote by clicking the thumbs-up/thumbs-down thingies.
- Winner gets to pick the next image.
Week #1
(I'd add a caption myself but I'm still cracking up just looking at it, I'll do later)
Early signs of dementia can be as innocent as forgetting your harness.
"I flew spitfires in the war sonny...Fly that kite near me one more time and i'll crack ya with my walking stick"
You call that a wave? Back in my day we had waves 10 times that size and they were considered small! Now here... have some of my viagra and HTFU!
Sideshow ride operator "HEY! grampa! Get off the board and give the kids a turn!"
Grandpa "I CANT! My replacement hip has siezed, my knee reconstruction has cramped and my humpback has swollen.
@#$% Cecil!"
After years of shouting "Get off my lawn!" to young hoodlums, Grandpa finally decides to give them some of their own medicine.
contrary to popular belief, there was no white light at the end of the tunnel, just one big frothing barrell
"And those young Kiteboarders thought board shorts over wetsuits look cool, how cool am i then, and strapless"
Some elderly folk wait in line for their pension cheque but Bill can usually be found waiting in the line up.
Laird Hamilton, who's he when he's not at home. This tow in surfing caper is a piece of piss! Speaking of which, Ethel, have you seen my incontinence pads?
this dementia is great.I'm I know I'm really lying in bed getting a sponge bath from "that bikini nurse".
I'm puttin' on my top hat,
Tyin' up my white tie,
Brushin' off my tails.
I'm dudin' up my shirt front,
Puttin' in the shirt studs,
Polishin' my nails,
you should have been there love (talking to his cheese an kisses)... It was a cranking bottom turn .... Bloody hip....