ted the kiwis beer garden surf report

the shortie. boofy looked a treat with his gear on and his beanie.

deadset he had to say my name and his to get me to stop.

anyway the way the banks are at rainbow and the crowd i was going to have to paddle right in amongst everybody with all those death stares

nah, it was just one of those kinda days where it didn't look cool to sup there.


i just wanted to get that incident with sb er out of my system.

you could change me to a shortboarder and him to a sup per and it would be the old familiar story.

moral of the story is a kook is a kook no matter what

Top bloke chrispy

Out of control Scotty mate he said prone surf no paddle surf

He didn't have a Mohawk did he lacey

I reckon dodging all those kooks makes you a better surfer, got reminded of it again this arvo when I went to the south end of Manly, man that place is carnage when all the backpackers get out there.

Funny place that Manly stretch of beach, I don't think you would see such a contrast along just one beach.

At daybreak I was up towards queeny, just north of the pipe in front the south styen club. probably out with a dozen or so LBs, all of them complete ladies and gentlemen exercising extreme politeness and plain old good manners.

Again, too much contrast, along with the hottest of the hot you also get the fattest of the fat, ugliest of the ugly, skankiest of the skank, drunkest of the drunk.

And can anyone tell me what this asian thing is where the chicks always have to make a V for victory sign when they have a photo taken, what is that?

Is it code for "when I croze my regs my riddle pussy rook rike this wiv riddle bit of fur on it"

^^^^^Go Ted, out on the town with the 1mp phone camera

Surf today, lots of driving 500km plus travelled but got a few waves with 2 mates and had a great day basically being dickheads and getting a few waves in between...

Photos, no.m it was ****ty and rainy...

You should have gone out mateNo problems with stingers your way[}:)]

no stingers here another 5hrs up the coast for them

going 2moro

Sorry my contribution to this thread has been slack - been working my a** off all week and not even been to the beach......will fix it on Friday.

First time in a long time I have had a night out.....no where to go up here sadly. Lots of fun - but given that I worked all weekend I deserved it

+ 1

i love surfing when it rains. gm 2-3ft, 2 different swells running so i got a few more waves than i usually do down there. water is so nice and warm. all in all great day,now an early beer for the hard worker