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Syed and Ahmed were threatened with the sack if they told anyone about Mohammed's dirty little habit
Hardie searched high and low, but try as he might he could not find the mystical 40 knots
Wazzigettinanenema had been deep in thought when he realised "thought doesn't taste like this"
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"I feel like a real dick" the vet mumbled under his breath to himself
Not having worked with an elephant before, it wasn't till shortly after that the veterinary dentist realised that this tuskless elephant's trunk shouldn't have hair on the end or it's breath should stink that bad.
Herman was troubled by low self esteem and when he was offered a job as an elephant's IUD he accepted it stoically. The pay wasn't much and air was scarce but it was warm and cosy and quiet most of the time. Of course when those bulls came into must he was glad of the raincoat.
"um, i hate to break it to you bill, but you're gonna have to back up. i pushed you in the wrong hole"
Mark and Smooch love to go to parties as a pantomime elephant. Mark prefers the arse end.
