When you are in this position the last thing you want is for someone to scare the elephant
Something told me the new Zoo managers fund raising scheme "Bobbing for apples" wasn't going to be a success
With tusk ivory becoming shorter and shorter the poachers are now going to the root of the source.
Witnesses at the birth of the elephant man were stunned, but José reckons it was a trick. "There's nothing these illegal immigrants wont try" he said.
New test for Prostate cancer in elephants.....forget the finger....just shove the vet up there instead!!
Rajiv had completely forgotten Simba the Elephant was trained to sit on large red boxes. Next time he'll be more careful where he stops for his lunch!
Sanjeev spent his life savings to have himself smuggled into Australia...
...little did he know he would spend the rest of his days in Taronga Zoo, in a dark room with one small window
His family name originated like so many other occupational surnames.....
and just like his grandfather's grandfather, Mr. Anil Poojabi dreamt one day his son would follow head first in his footsteps, and although having spent every one of his school holidays working for his dad holding up the tail, Deppsh!tty Poojabi dreamt of becoming a rodeo clown. If only he had the courage to tell his dad.
at the heavenly heilani health retreat the deep cleansing facial mud pack was always booked out!
I told not to sit down but he wouldn't listen - no we have no vaseline - of course no ones laughing at you dad.
The Indonesian government sentenced Mulkas, Ambrosi and Samudra to life inside an elephant.
Jumbo the gourmet connoseur decides to quit eating at the vindaloo indian restaurant, "those indians just go straight through me".
Paddy, the Irish Animal Dentist, said he was confident he would be able to fill Dumbo's cavity.
