Sandeep's role as ' creative chef ' at the Coogee Bay Hotel led him to unusual sources of inspiration for bistro menu.
hurry rupee, the cats head goes into my bum, then the mouses into the cats bum.
put it on youtube and we are in the guiness book of records!
Elepahant said " I don't no why they make elephant vibraters look like humans? But next time I want one without the yellow power cord"
.......and to think, once upon a time a Magician was considered good if he could pull a rabbit out of his hat!!!
When Ranjeed tried to put an Indian spin on the old chook on the head gag it all went horribly wrong.
Reminds me of the joke about a mouse having 5ex with an elephant and there's a monkey in a tree throwing coconuts, and each time the elephant groans when hit, the mouse yells out "suffer you b#^ch"
If anyone knows the whole joke, keep it to themselves
Julio couldn't understand it. Hortense was usually very testy with vets but she was more than accepting of Dr Herriot and he was epileptic. "That man has a way with animals" he thought.
Hey wait a minute, why have we decided that these guys are Indian? The guy on the right doesn't look at all Indian; he could be of many races, and so could the guy on the left....elephants are found in Africa, India, Thailand, maybe Mauritius and Madagascar...but my guess is this pic is from the USA, or else they wouldn't have plastic bags AND boots...so the 3 guys could be from 3 different backgrounds. The guy on the right could be Afro-Cuban, for example, and the dude to the left could be Mexican or Asian...anything is possible if you see beyond the veil of Aussie racial stereotyping...
The dude in the middle should definitely be getting paid the most, though!
Research has proven, no matter how big the G spot, it is still impossible to find.
