Select to expand quoteMilsy said..
50 virgins, think sheldon from big bang theory, thats what their getting
He's not a virgin, he's just gay!
Why is it that they never have " bring your kids to work day" at abortion clinics ?
Paddy texts his wife...
"Kathy, I'm just having one more pint with the lads.
If I'm not back in 20 minutes, read this message again."
Adopt a Terrorist
The Canadian government know how to handle complaints. Here is an example.
A Canadian female liberal wrote a lot of letters to the Canadian government, complaining about the treatment of captive insurgents (terrorists) being held in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities. She demanded a response to her letter. She received back the following reply:
National Defense Headquarters
M Gen George R Pearkes Bldg, 15 NT
101 Colonel By Drive
Ottawa ON K1A 0K2
Canada
Dear Concerned Citizen,
Thank you for your recent letter expressing your profound concern of treatment of the Taliban and Al Qaeda terrorists captured by Canadian Forces, who were subsequently transferred to the Afghanistan Government and are currently being held by Afghan officials in Afghanistan National Correctional System facilities.
Our administration takes these matters seriously and your opinions were heard loud and clear here in Ottawa. You will be pleased to learn, thanks to the concerns of citizens like yourself, we are creating a new department here at the Department of National Defense, to be called 'Liberals Accept Responsibility for Killers' program, or LARK for short.
In accordance with the guidelines of this new program, we have decided, on a trial basis, to divert several terrorists and place them in homes of concerned citizens such as yourself around the country, under those citizens personal care. Your personal detainee has been selected and is scheduled for transportation under heavily armed guard to your residence in Toronto next Monday.
Ali Mohammed Ahmed bin Mahmud is your detainee, and is to be cared for pursuant to the standards you personally demanded in your letter of complaint. You will be pleased to know that we will conduct weekly inspections to ensure that your standards of care for Ahmed are commensurate with your recommendations.
Although Ahmed is a sociopath and extremely violent, we hope that your sensitivity to what you described as his 'attitudinal problem' will help him overcome those character flaws. Perhaps you are correct in describing these problems as mere cultural differences. We understand that you plan to offer counselling and home schooling, however, we strongly recommend that you hire some assistant caretakers.
Please advise any Jewish friends, neighbours, or relatives about your house guest, as he might get agitated or even violent, but we are sure you can reason with him. He is also expert at making a wide variety of explosive devices from common household products, so you may wish to keep those items locked up, unless in your opinion, this might offend him. Your adopted terrorist is extremely proficient in hand-to-hand combat and can extinguish human life with such simple items as a pencil or nail clippers. We advise that you do not ask him to demonstrate these skills either in your home or wherever you choose to take him while helping him adjust to life in our country.
Ahmed will not wish to interact with you or your daughters except sexually, since he views females as a form of property, thereby having no rights, including refusal of his sexual demands. This is a particularly sensitive subject for him.
You also should know that he has shown violent tendencies around women who fail to comply with the dress code that he will recommend as more appropriate attire. I'm sure you will come to enjoy the anonymity offered by the burka over time. Just remember that it is all part of 'respecting his culture and religious beliefs' as described in your letter.
You take good care of Ahmed and remember that we will try to have a counsellor available to help you over any difficulties you encounter while Ahmed is adjusting to Canadian culture.
Thanks again for your concern. We truly appreciate it when folks like you keep us informed of the proper way to do our job and care for our fellow man. Good luck and God bless you.
Cordially,
Gordon O'Connor
Minister of National Defense
A Collingwood girl goes to the welfare office to register for child benefit.
"How many children?" asks the welfare officer.
"Ten," replies the Collingwood girl,
"Ten?" says the welfare worker.
"What are their names?"
"Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan, Nathan and Nathan."
"Doesn't that get confusing?"
"Naah..." says the Collingwood girl, "it's great because if they are out playing in the street I just have to shout 'Nathan yer dinner's ready' or 'Nathan go to bed now!' and they all do it."
"What if you want to speak to one individually?" says the curious welfare worker.
"That's easy," says the Collingwood girl... "I just use their surnames"
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A Collingwood girl enters an adult shop and asks for a vibrator.
The man says: "Choose one from our range on the wall."
She says "I'll take that red one."
The man replies: "That's a fire extinguisher."
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Q. What do you call a 27 year old Collingwood girl?
A. Granny.
Q. What do you call a Collingwood girl in a white tracksuit?
A. The bride.
Q. What does a Collingwood girl use as protection during sex?
A. A bus shelter.
Q. There are two Collingwood girls in a car without any music - who is driving?
A. The policeman.
Q. What's the most confusing day in Collingwood ?
A. Father's day.
Q. How do people know Jesus wasn't born in Collingwood ?
A. You try finding 3 wise men and a virgin there!
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A primary school teacher explains to her class that she is a Collingwood fan. She asks her students to raise their hands if they too are Collingwood fans. Everyone in the class raises their hand except one little girl. The teacher looks at the girl with surprise and says, 'Mary, why didn't you raise your hand?'
'Because I'm not a Collingwood fan,' she replied.
The teacher, still shocked, asked, 'Well, if you are not a Collingwood fan, then who are you a fan of?'
'I am a Carlton fan, and proud of it,' Mary replied.
The teacher could not believe her ears. 'Mary, why, pray tell, are you a Carlton fan?'
'Because my mum is a Carlton fan, and my dad is a Carlton fan, so I'm a Carlton fan too!'
'Well,' said the teacher in an obviously annoyed tone, 'that is no reason for you to be a Carlton fan. You don't have to be just like your parents all of the time. What if your mum was a prostitute and your dad was a drug addict, what would you be then?'
'Then,' Mary smiled, 'I'd be a Collingwood fan.'
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An Australian, an Irishman and a Collingwood supporter are in a bar. They are staring at another man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He is so familiar, and not recognizing him is driving them mad. They stare and stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs: 'By all that's holy, it's Jesus!'
Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint of bitter. Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints slowly, one after another. After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement: 'The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!'
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets go, the man's eyes widen in shock. 'Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone! It's a miracle.'
Jesus then approaches the Collingwood supporter who says, 'Back off, mate, I'm on disability benefit.'
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A Collingwood supporter walked into the local job centre, marched straight up to the counter and said 'Hi, I'm looking for a job'.
The man behind the counter replied 'Your timing is amazing. We've just got one in from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nymphomaniac twin daughters. You'll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes and wear the uniform provided. The hours are a bit long but the meals are provided. You also have to escort the young ladies on their overseas holidays. The Salary package is $200,000 a year'.
The Collingwood supporter said 'You're bull****ting me!'
The man behind the counter said 'Well you started it!'
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Police cordoned off Collingwood City Centre this morning when a suspicious object was discovered in a car. It later turned out to be a pay slip.
A young English man walks into a pub in collingwood and spots a bloke sitting by himself at the bar in the black and white guernsey.
He sidles up along side and quietly says to him, "do you want a blowjob?"
With that, the collingwood supporter grabs him by the scruff and punches him in the face. Throws him to the ground, kicks him in the guts, picks him up and boots him out the pub door.....
Surprised by the outburst, the publican wanders over and says "geez, that was a bit harsh! What did he say to you?"
The supporter turns and says;
"Faarks me mate......something about a job....."
Australian Love Poem
Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin' there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No Sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think it's very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the cricket's on
And fetch another beer..
A man kills a deer and takes it home to cook for dinner.
Both he and his wife decide that they won't tell the kids what kind of meat it is but will give them a clue and let them guess.
The kids were eager to know what the meat was on their plates, so they begged their dad for the clue.
Well, he said, "It's what mummy calls me sometimes".
The little girl screams to her brother,
"Don't eat it, it's an arsehole.."
Little Johnny walked into class every morning with a black eye.
After a while his teacher got worried and asked him about it.
Johnny's answer was: "Our house is very small miss.
Me, my mother and my father, we sleep on the same bed.
Every night my father asks, 'Johnny are you sleeping?'
Then I say 'No' and then he slaps my face and gives me a black eye."
So the teacher says to him, "Tonight when your father asks again,
keep dead quiet and don't answer".
The following morning Little Johnny comes to school and his eye is fine, so the teacher breathes a sigh of relief, but the day after that Johnny comes back with a severe black eye again.
"My goodness Johnny, why the black eye again?"
He tells her: "Miss, Dad asked me again, 'Johnny are you sleeping?... and I shut up and kept dead still. Then my father and my mother started moving, you know at the same time, Mum was breathing erratically, kicking her legs up frantically and squealing like a demented hyena on the bed"... Then my father asks my mother: 'Are you coming?'
Then my mum says, 'Yes I'm coming, are you coming too?'
and my dad answered 'Yes'.
They don't usually go anywhere without me so I said 'Wait for me. !"
The Oscar Pistorius one liners.
His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.
Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.
Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.
Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.
Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.
New Valentine's Day card: 'Roses are red, violets are glorious - never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.'
Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.
Otherwise, the Oscar goes to................Jail !!
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder ........ Footprints!
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released- Bam! President of South Africa. That's how it works over there, right?
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the first man to wake up legless during Valentine's night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she's somebody else?
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes - Just Don't Do It.
Hollywood is doing his life story; it's now going to be called Blade Gunner.
If found guilty he's gonna have to take it on the shin.
And finally,
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!
The elderly wife turns to her husband and says, "Harvey. I'm going bra-less today what do you reckon? Does it make me look younger"?
"My Bloody Oath it does" says Harvey "It pulls all the flaming wrinkles out of your face"!
Some of the Perks of Getting Old ;
1.Your supply of brain cells is finally down to manageable number.
2.Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either.
3.You sing along with elevator music.
4.Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the Bureau of Metrology.
5.You have a party and the neighbours don't even realize it.
6.People call at 9 PM and ask, "Did I wake you?"
7.People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
8.Things you buy now won't wear out.
9.You can live without sex but not without glasses.
10.You enjoy hearing about other people?s operations.
11.You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
12.You can eat dinner at 4 P.M.
13.There is nothing left to learn the hard way.
14.You no longer think of speed limits as a challenge.
15.You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room.
16.Your eyes won't get much worse.
South African Dutchman Van der Merwe had never been out of South Africa. As his first overseas trip was a holiday in Australia, he decided to spend an afternoon visiting Bondi Beach.
As he sat on the beach looking out to sea he saw a long line of black dots out in the water and said to an Aussie who was sitting close by, "What are all those little black things out there?"
"They're buoys," said the Aussie.
"Boys?!" replied Van der Merwe. "What are they doing out there?"
"Holding up the shark net," the Aussie told him.
"F*ckin great country!" said Van der Merwe, deeply impressed, "We'd never get away with that at home!
Norman, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake and some hot sex.
He engages a lovely prostitute and takes her up to his room. He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age, but is needing a bit of reassurance, asks "How am I doing?" The prostitute replies "Well Norman you old sailor, your doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he asks, "what's that supposed to mean?"
She says "your knot hard, your knot in, and your knot getting your money back!"
Select to expand quotePitbull said...
The Oscar Pistorius one liners.
His lawyer's got a hard job ahead of him. Realistically, it looks like Pistorius hasn't got a leg to stand on.
Oscar clearly misunderstood when his girlfriend told him that on Valentine's Day he had to take her out.
Oscar Pistorius is pleading not guilty due to temporary diminished responsibility. He claims he was legless at the time of the incident.
Whatever happens in court, he still has a career. The IOC say he's a front runner at the next Olympics for pistol shooting.
Police reconstruction indicates that Pistorius lost it when, for his Valentine's Day gift, his girlfriend gave him a pair of socks.
New Valentine's Day card: 'Roses are red, violets are glorious - never creep up On Oscar Pistorius.'
Too many Oscar Pistorius jokes already. Trying to come up with a new one is like taking a shot in the dark.
Looks like he has an expensive lawyer. I hope he can foot the bill.
Otherwise, the Oscar goes to................Jail !!
New evidence has been found outside the Pistorius home that completely acquits him of his girlfriend's murder ........ Footprints!
She didn't notice Oscar sneaking up behind her. It was the silence of the limbs.
I see what Pistorius is doing. He is going to jail for 25 years and when he gets released- Bam! President of South Africa. That's how it works over there, right?
When Oscar Pistorius said he wanted to be just like able-bodied athletes, who knew he meant OJ Simpson?
Surely Oscar Pistorius isn't the first man to wake up legless during Valentine's night, then shoot all over his partner whilst imagining she's somebody else?
First Tiger Woods, then Lance Armstrong, and now Oscar Pistorius. I think Nike should start telling their athletes - Just Don't Do It.
Hollywood is doing his life story; it's now going to be called Blade Gunner.
If found guilty he's gonna have to take it on the shin.
And finally,
Anyone making jokes about Oscar Pistorius is just prosthetic!
Hahaha I bet he's not the first guy to come home legless and shoot a load into his missus
A duck walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a ham sandwich.
The barman looks at him and says,
"Hang on! You're a duck."
"I see your eyes are working," replies the duck.
"And you can talk!"
Exclaims the barman.
"I see your ears are working, too,"
Says the duck.
"Now if you don't mind, can I have my beer and my sandwich please?"
"Certainly, sorry about that,"
Says the barman as he pulls the duck's pint.
"It's just we don't get many ducks in this pub.. What are you doing round this way?"
"I'm working on the building site across the road," Explains the duck.
"I'm a plasterer."
The flabbergasted barman cannot believe the duck and wants to learn more, but takes the hint when the duck pulls out a newspaper from his bag and proceeds to read it.
So, the duck reads his paper, drinks his beer, eats his sandwich, bids the barman good day and leaves.
The same thing happens for two weeks.
Then one day the circus comes to town.
The ringmaster comes into the pub for a pint and the barman says to him
"You're with the circus, aren't you? Well, I know this duck that could be just brilliant in your circus. He talks, drinks beer, eats sandwiches, reads the newspaper and everything!"
"Sounds marvelous,"says the ringmaster, handing over his business card.
"Get him to give me a call."
So the next day when the duck comes into the pub the barman says,
"Hey Mr. Duck, I reckon I can line you up with a top job, paying really good money."
"I'm always looking for the next job,"
Says the duck.
"Where is it?"
"At the circus,"
Says the barman.
"The circus?"
Repeats the duck.
"That's right,"
Replies the barman.
"The circus?"
The duck asks again.
with the big tent?"
"Yeah," the barman replies.
"With all the animals who live in cages, and performers who live in caravans?" says the duck.
"Of course," the barman replies.
"And the tent has canvas sides and a big canvas roof with a hole in the middle?" persists the duck.
"That's right!" says the barman.
The duck shakes his head in amazement, and says .. . .........
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"What the f**k would they want with a plasterer??!"
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies. To get a feel for his audience, he asks, "How many people here believe in ghosts?"
About 90 students raise their hands.
"Well, that's a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?"
About 40 students raise their hands.
"That's really good. I'm really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?"
About 15 students raise their hand.
"Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?"
Three students raise their hands.
"That's fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further...Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?"
Way in the back, Ahmed raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, "Son, all the years I've been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You've got to come up here and tell us about your experience."
The Middle Eastern muslim student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, "So, Ahmed, tell us what it's like to have sex with a ghost?"
Ahmed replied, "****, from way back there I thought you said Goats."
The Banana Test
There is a very, very tall coconut tree and there are four animals...
A Lion A Chimp A Giraffe
...AND...
A Squirrel
They decide to compete to see who is the fastest to
get a banana off the tree.
Who do you guess will win?
Your answer will reflect your personality.
So think carefully . .. .
Try and answer within 30 seconds.
Got your answer?
Now scroll down to see the analysis.
If your answer is:
Lion = you're dull.
Chimpanzee = you're dense.
Giraffe = you're a complete moron.
Squirrel = you're hopeless.
A COCONUT TREE DOESN'T HAVE BANANAS.
Obviously you're stressed and overworked.
One night after a date, a guy takes his girlfriend home. After kissing each other goodnight at the front door, the guy starts feeling a little horny. With an air of confidence, he leans with his hand against the wall and, smiling, he says to her:
"Honey, would you give me a blow job?"
Horrified, she replies "Are you mad? My parents will see us!"
"Oh come on! Who's gonna see us at this hour?"
"No, please. Can you imagine if we get caught"
"Oh come on! There's nobody around, they're all sleeping!"
"No way. It's just too risky!"
"Oh please, please, I love you so much!"
"No, no, and no. I love you too, but I just can't!"
"Oh yes you can. Please?"
"No, no. I just can't"
"I'm begging you..."
Out of the blue, the light on the stairs goes on, and the girl's sister shows up in her pyjamas, hair disheveled, and in a sleepy voice she says:
"Dad says to go ahead and give him a blow job, or I can do it. Or if need be, Mom says she can come down herself and do it. But for God's sake tell him to take his hand off the intercom."
Teacher asked the kids in her 3rd grade class,"What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny said, "I wanna be a billionaire, go to the most expensive clubs, find me the finest whore, give her a Ferrari worth over a million bucks, an apartment in Copacabana, a mansion in Paris , a jet to travel throughout Europe, and an Infinite Visa Card, while b.......g her three times a day".
The teacher, shocked, and not knowing what to do with this horrible response from little Johnny, decided not to acknowledge what he said and simply tried to continue with the lesson.
"And how about you, Sarah?" asked the teacher.
"I wanna be Johnny's whore" .
The other day I was reading this article about why women are not as good as pilots as men.
It was so sexist. I mean it's not like they need to reverse park the plane.
A man escapes from a prison where he?s been locked up for 15 years.
He breaks into a house and inside, he finds a young couple in bed.
He ties him to a chair. While tying the wife to the bed, the convict gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom.
While he?s in there, the husband whispers over to his wife,
?Listen, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He?s probably spent a lot of time in jail and hasn?t seen a woman in years.
I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don?t resist, don?t complain. Do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he?ll kill us both. Be strong, honey. I love you!?
She responds: ?He wasn?t kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me that he?s gay, thinks you?re cute, and asked if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you, too.?
"Tony Abbott stung by jellyfish in the surf"
"I felt the slimy spineless creature come into contact with me before feeling a sickening pain" said the jellyfish.
Joe Hockey has been offered another job already!
The Australian Bobsleigh Team has said they have been looking for years for someone who can push a team downhill at that sort of speed.
I'll never forget how happy I was when I saw my wife walking down the aisle towards me..............
My heart was beating fast and the excitement was unbearable.
It seemed to take an age, but eventually there she was, standing beside me??
Gave her a loving smile and said,
"Get that trolley over here love. They're doing 3 cartons of Beer, for the price of 2."
A broadcaster speaking on live radio in Auckland, says,
"I am truly perplexed that so many of my friends are against another mosque being built in Auckland?.
I think it should be the goal of every New Zealander to be tolerant, regardless of their religious beliefs.
Thus the mosque should be allowed, in an effort to promote tolerance.
That is why I also propose that two nightclubs be opened next door to the mosque, thereby promoting tolerance from within the mosque.
They are seeking tolerance, and so are we.
So we could call one of the clubs "The Turban Cowboy " and the other a topless bar called "You Mecca Me Hot."
Next door should be a butcher shop that specialises in pork, and adjacent to that would be an open-pit barbecue pork restaurant, called ?Iraq o' Ribs."
Across the street there could be a lingerie store called "Victoria Keeps Nothing Secret ",with sexy mannequins in the window modeling the goods.
Next door to the lingerie shop there would be room for an adult sex toy shop, with its name in flashing neon lights, ?Koranal Knowledge ".
And on the other side a liquor store called "Morehammered."
All of this would encourage Muslims to demonstrate the tolerance that they demand of us, so their mosque issue would not be a problem for others.
Yes, we should promote tolerance, and you can do your part by passing this on.
Four married guys go kitesurfing. While they're setting up, the following conversation took place:
First guy: 'You have no idea what I had to do to be able to come out kiting this weekend. I had to promise my wife that I would paint every room in the house next weekend.'
Second guy: 'That is nothing, I had to promise my wife that I would build her a new deck for the pool.'
Third guy: 'Man, you both have it easy! I had to promise my wife that I would remodel the kitchen for her.'
They continue to pump up. When they realized that the fourth guy has not said a word, they asked him. 'You haven't said anything about what you had to do to be able to come kiting this weekend. What's the deal?'
Fourth guy: 'I just set my alarm for 5:30 am. When it went off, I shut off my alarm, gave the wife a slap on her butt and said:
'Kitesurf or Sex?' and she said: 'Wear sun-block.'
The Pope and Tony Abbot were on the same stage in a large stadium in front of a large crowd
The Pope leans towards Abbot and said "Do you know that with a little wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice".
Abbot replied, "I seriously doubt that, with one little wave of your hand?, ...show me"
So the Pope backhanded him and knocked him off the stage.
The crowd roared wildly and there was happiness throughout the land.
Paddy took 2 stuffed dogs to the 'Antiques Road show'.
"Ooh!" said the presenter, "This is a very rare set, produced by the celebrated Johns Brothers taxidermists who operated in London at the turn of last century.
Do you have any idea what they would fetch if they were in good condition?"
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."...Sticks?" Paddy replied.
