4 waves made a mistake, had a look around the corner couldn't paddle back so had to walk chill factor freezing.
.... sniff .... sniff .... sniff .... .... I will smash you with a BEERFINE if even so much as detect another whiff of that caper champion ..... under Section D Paragraph B .... " Displaying and /or suspicion of having a Flaccid Cock , being a big Sookie La La , a Girls Blouse , Piking it & being a blatant Onion ...." ..... the penalty for this Greenroom abomination is 12 Stubs
it was like war zone out there. victory at sea stuff.
dodging ice burgs and snow on the beach
massive two and half foot waves pounding rainbow beach in tsunami like force.
gale force winds blowing the skins off brown dogs.
I tell you just to get back to his car alive was the stuff Victoria cross medals are given
ppffff
I walked a mile in gale force winds,'dropping' wet wearing boardies
its a wonder the cops didn't arrest you for indecent exposure
I walked a mile in gale force winds,dripping wet wearing boardies
You just got a new Lime girl - it shoulda been 2 miles bareback pfffffffffffftttttttttttttt
No surf for me this week. Meetings all week from dawn to dusk in three cities of coldness. I am feeling the cold big time. Ouch. Such a whimp unlike that bloke above.
4 waves made a mistake, had a look around the corner couldn't paddle back so had to walk chill factor freezing.
Try a wetsuit. They are made for it
Yes I hear you mate I'll wear a wetsuit from now on,so much for being a hard man
Mac this wetsuit is on special..
Hahaha sorry mate, i couldn't help myself
You would need to be a seriously good surfer to pull that one off,guess I'll ask if they have one in my size
Relax just feeding the haters
You buy that & you are disowned
Small only left in stock and they didn't make them in man sizes, large, or XXL
You buy that & you are disowned
Small only left in stock and they didn't make them in man sizes, large, or XXL
small looks like Lacey is getting an early xmas present
You buy that & you are disowned
Small only left in stock and they didn't make them in man sizes, large, or XXL
small looks like Lacey is getting an early xmas present
very droll.
I got smashed. A left hander that was breaking as a right hander and thus getting rid of the channel, caught inside with the longboard and got pummelled across some rocks. It's hard to duck dive a 9'4". Might just be my technique though. Anyway, foam floats better than me so the board went on top of the water while I got bounced and punched. Boards good. Me sore.
Work for me all week with only Thursday off . I hope its good then. It was pretty good today. Head high and offshore.
Afternoon alley.
Fun on the bsq again chrispy.
Wish there was something wrong with it
wow so cool lacey....why im mentioned is a mystery,but keep styling bro....she is a keeper
surfed a point close to me and was glassy and fun. took the 705 single fin out and had a blast
This morning tiny glass at a point....100,000,000"s of people
This arvo had the 7"single in the Ivan Milat tour bus and could not believe the glass up here. A few nice rip bowls and as the tide dropped the banks started to link.
**** photos but it's all I got
I'm surfin' ..... express no stops & all the way to Freo town to see Mister Vanders wicked catchya round like a italian rissole
Me i went and it was rubbish. Talked some rubbish with the boys and got onto smoking some animals....Got a message saying it got better when the tide changed....bastard
Me i went and it was rubbish. Talked some rubbish with the boys and got onto smoking some animals....Got a message saying it got better when the tide changed....bastard
That all looks good to me My only day off and its tiny with a horrible southerly blowing so I mowed the lawn and paddled the barge on the river
Underwhelming start to the swell event where I was - hung over & closed out mostly I think the Southerly wasn't helping it at all , there were some bigger sets but they just collapsed with not much face to work
There will be damage to boards & bodies looking at some of the traffic interactment saw some sideshow clowns today
went south and was rewarded with uncrowded and super nice waves
South ,so you made your way all the way down to Surfers Paradise
Underwhelming start to the swell event where I was - hung over & closed out mostly I think the Southerly wasn't helping it at all , there were some bigger sets but they just collapsed with not much face to work
There will be damage to boards & bodies looking at some of the traffic interactment saw some sideshow clowns today
Massive amount of talk about this swell about to hit WA and Indo.I see on instra theres a lot of pros in Bali awaiting this swell which started to hit today.
Margs is big mate go have a look in the shorty room (Nebbian's post) but looks rough at Mainies - the amount of cars heading south on the freeway with boards on their roofs yesterday was incredible
Edit : sorry shorty room mate oops